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Monday, November 24, 2008

Hello?

Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man: taghe your protein peells an' put your helmet arn.

Commenceen' countdown, enjeens arn.

Chegh eegneetion an' my gard's lorf be weeth you.
Thees ees Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man! You've reeally made the grade. An' the papers wan' to know whose shorts you wear.
Now eed's time to leeb the capsule eef you dare.
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Hello?
!
Doan' slam the door ob the capsule!
No!
The d.a.r.g. ees there por scienteefeec porpoises: doan' keeck eed oud! Eed has no space suit!
Your circuit's dead, there's sormtheen' wrarng! Can you heear me, Woo-man? Can you heear me Wooman?
Can you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....eeeeee....eear me?

5 comments:

  1. scienteefeec porpoises........ (pondering)

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  2. "Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 Kitteh. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Beence, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

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  3. Is Planet 'Storbie blue? Is there something I can do?

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  4. No, nard smooth mammals thad squeak onder the sea. Para esspereemtends benefeeteen' catkine', como, how to debark a d.a.r.g....

    Neko y Marzipan: does thad mean I am goeen'to go loco? Again?

    Author: hello? hello? =^^=

    Ikaika: Si. I yam braceen' myselb. I thennk I yam goeen' to leeab weeth: 2. d.a.r.g.s. 2. c.a.d.s.

    I yam a bachelor. I yam use' to quied libe arn my own terms weeth dreenks whenebber I pleease. How weell I sorbibe?

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