Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man: taghe your protein peells an' put your helmet arn.Commenceen' countdown, enjeens arn.
Chegh eegneetion an' my gard's lorf be weeth you.
Thees ees Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man! You've reeally made the grade. An' the papers wan' to know whose shorts you wear.
Now eed's time to leeb the capsule eef you dare.
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Hello?
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Doan' slam the door ob the capsule!
No!
The d.a.r.g. ees there por scienteefeec porpoises: doan' keeck eed oud! Eed has no space suit!
Your circuit's dead, there's sormtheen' wrarng! Can you heear me, Woo-man? Can you heear me Wooman?
Can you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....eeeeee....eear me?
scienteefeec porpoises........ (pondering)
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ReplyDeleteIs Planet 'Storbie blue? Is there something I can do?
ReplyDeleteNo, nard smooth mammals thad squeak onder the sea. Para esspereemtends benefeeteen' catkine', como, how to debark a d.a.r.g....
ReplyDeleteNeko y Marzipan: does thad mean I am goeen'to go loco? Again?
Author: hello? hello? =^^=
Ikaika: Si. I yam braceen' myselb. I thennk I yam goeen' to leeab weeth: 2. d.a.r.g.s. 2. c.a.d.s.
I yam a bachelor. I yam use' to quied libe arn my own terms weeth dreenks whenebber I pleease. How weell I sorbibe?