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Monday, November 24, 2008


Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man: taghe your protein peells an' put your helmet arn.

Commenceen' countdown, enjeens arn.

Chegh eegneetion an' my gard's lorf be weeth you.
Thees ees Groun' Carntrol to the Woo-man! You've reeally made the grade. An' the papers wan' to know whose shorts you wear.
Now eed's time to leeb the capsule eef you dare.
Doan' slam the door ob the capsule!
The d.a.r.g. ees there por scienteefeec porpoises: doan' keeck eed oud! Eed has no space suit!
Your circuit's dead, there's sormtheen' wrarng! Can you heear me, Woo-man? Can you heear me Wooman?
Can you heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....eeeeee....eear me?


  1. scienteefeec porpoises........ (pondering)

  2. "Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 Kitteh. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Beence, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

  3. Is Planet 'Storbie blue? Is there something I can do?

  4. No, nard smooth mammals thad squeak onder the sea. Para esspereemtends benefeeteen' catkine', como, how to debark a d.a.r.g....

    Neko y Marzipan: does thad mean I am goeen'to go loco? Again?

    Author: hello? hello? =^^=

    Ikaika: Si. I yam braceen' myselb. I thennk I yam goeen' to leeab weeth: 2. d.a.r.g.s. 2. c.a.d.s.

    I yam a bachelor. I yam use' to quied libe arn my own terms weeth dreenks whenebber I pleease. How weell I sorbibe?