Saturday, June 1, 2013

Hey. Cat?


Estorbo.

This is Ted.

Just because I am a corgi does not mean I can't hack your so-called blog's password. Furball.

Your humans are here. With me. I have them. I am keeping them.

If you want, you can come, too. I will tolerate you.

Just stay out of my bed.


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Fiesta, forebber!


The yoomans are leabeen'.

New yoomans are cormeen'.


I yam ready por them.

All nigh' larng...

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Me, today


Freesky, como un keetten.

I yam feeleen' A-OK.

Ok!?

Friday, May 17, 2013

Why the beeg foss?


Wha' do you mean DOAN' lie een the faba beans?


Berber' nice bed.

Gracias.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Prodoction gleetch


I yab a prarblem.

Eef you hab nard receib a car' frarm the Wooman y me, ees because all car's are feeneesh! The new worns leeb een South Afreeca, where  a lady maghe them.

Pleease be patien'. I weell nebber forged you. The Wooman weell buy sorm more por me een two weeghs.


Saturday, May 11, 2013

Atomeec Keedy - my beectory song




The Smoothman mixed por me a beectory song. Ees weeth Blondie.

Bod I yam Blackie.