The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
No, Estorbo, you're as slim as a (hungry) panther. A big fat hungry panther. ;-)
Nah! It's just what "they" call depth of field. Makes your tail look short and fat and your body look..well, a bit fat!
'Storbie--it would appear that you are yet again the Jefe of the rooftops. Any sign of El Bandito or any other feline challengers to your supremacy?What directions are the Woman leaving your caretaker for your care and feeding?What is she leaving you for La Navidad?