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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Wooman ees goeen' to cheat arn me...

Weeth Khedi the blagfootedafricancat. And Andre Khamel (below), Khedi's brorder.

An' Spook, who ees allowed arn the table neear food! She ees the faboureed ob the Boss.

An' the hairy Maine Coon, Welleengton, whom eberybardy calls Thad Cad. Has Thad Cad caught a bord? Thad Cad ees bad: close the weendows so he cannard go out...There ees a rad een the garden? Poot Thad Cad oud so he can cadge eed!

An'...DA.R.G.S. Thees peeg ees Ted.

An' hees seester, Maggie.

An' their Oncle, the faboureet ob the Wooman, eef you can belieb eed, Ben. Dumb darg, fetcheen' seaweed...

You see whad I mos' soffhair?


  1. I don't understand how she could leave you for two months ... but then, what do I know? I'm just a cat, and we cats prefer to hang around our home turf. But I do think she will miss you a lot and will feel really guilty when she comes back, so that's when you hit her up for salmon and tuna juice and full-fad meelk. She won't be able to say no.

    And here's a coincidence for you: my older "sister", Tabbygail, is a small brown tabby with black toes (like the lovely Miss Kehdi *sigh*), and the human female's parents used to have a corgi (who had to go to a new home when they moved back to Hawaii).

    And another thing... does this mean that your adoring fans will not hear from you for two months???? I just thought about that!!!


  2. Storbie...We told you. FedEx yourself to us. We will take care of you. Two GirlCats (and smart ones) attending to your every need for two whole months...

  3. Ikaika: yoomans

    CATtorneys. Sneeff. Tros' me, eef I know how to ponch airholes een the barx, I would!

  4. Hey Estorbo! like the pictures of the d.a.r.g.s. - particularly the mud-covered Ted. We (that's L & S and I) highly rate the cats - Wellington's description sounds sort of similar because the same tone is adopted by my minder to me except she never calls me 'that cat' ..... at least not when she is sober. Anyway, anyway we hope you enjoy your vacation with two d.a.r.g.s. and 2 other cats and you form real bonds. We will miss you here.

  5. Ted in mud, that's precious! Let's see if we can get him to do it again this year... He sure didn't need to be begged to jump in!

  6. Yes, it is a long time for The Wooman to be away, but just think of the treats and cuddles and purr-strokes when she returns.
    Think, also, about how much bribery you can get away with!