The libe ob a cad. Dayeen, dayoud.
Storbie-have you considered becoming a sniper for the NYPD? You could shoot raccoons with high powered rifles by day and by romance the lady cats of rich Manhattan families by night...Or you could simply bump filled flowerpots off the ledge onto bandito raccoons on the sidewalk below...
Beautiful eyes! (don't pay too much attention to those CATtorneys, i think they're trying to set you up for a major lawsuit!)