You toogh my morney away, Wooman...Why?
I need eed.
Whad?You need these plans?
Bod they are where my morney was seetteen'...
These plans are eemportant? Porque?
I should ged orp?
Whyporque?
You are draween' a garden? I doan' see no garden...
Maybe eef you geeb my morney bag I weel geeb you the plans?
Thad ees nard a nice way to speak to a cad.
I yam stayeen'.
You feegure eed oud.
Organize yourselb.
Your white chest fur looks like a bib. :)
ReplyDeletePerhaps the money was taken to pay NetFlix fines for shredded envelopes.
Would you like us to file a lawsuit against the Woman?
shur hope the wooman dint 'barroh' yer coin ta fund a nu camrra . . .
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OH dear, I think the recession has hit you! Too bad you don't have enough for my ticket.
ReplyDeleteCATtorneys, please file a beeg worn!- pain, sorfereen', the worghs.
ReplyDeleteForgheen' nedfleeghs.
Hallow een , my frien', the Wooman has nard emerge' frarm the house por three days. Painteen' painteen' painteen' a stupid garden, eed ees dribeen me loco.
She mos' steel ged new camera. Bod I theenk she deed sormtheen' bad weeth my dineros. She came bag frarm the market an' showed me paperpmoney. She said, Estorbo, thees ees eed. I said whad. She said your money. I said no eed eesn't. She said yes eed ees. I said are you bline'. She said shortsighded bod why ged personal?
Sigh. My morney ees garn.
MIT - whad ees recession? Maybe she steeck me arn slowboad to Ostralia?