blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: My boogh

Sunday, May 23, 2010

My boogh

Was arribeen' a packayge por me! Frarm Neko y Marzi y Neil een Areezona (thank gard I'm nard Mexican...). Graciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Eeeeeeep.

Eed was a boogh...full ob cads. Eenside eed say thees ees por the Smoothman to read weeth me, so I no bide heem no mas.

I decide to read alone. I doan' wan' to brainwaszh the Smoothman. He ees so nice to bide. His blord ees so preedy an' red.

Many cads eenside. Only worn blag cad, arn a broomsteeck. I call theese racial profileen'.

The boogh ees also muy confortable.

Maybe I led heem read eed weeth me.

Bod fors I mos' diges' all thees eenformation....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


  1. That's a fine gift, hermano. Too bad the only black cat rides a broomstick.You can hardly ask your attorneys to file a defamation suit!

  2. Never mind the book, there's those beautiful color-coordinated cushions again! I'm so envious!~ And your red coat just brings out their color, Estorbo. Actually, the book does look quite interesting. I have decided that when we adopt a cat next time, it will be a black one because I hear they are usually the last to be chosen.

  3. stella goze in fer buks. Mine reeds to us sometymes an i lyke that. mebbe ya culd let the smoothman reed ta ya onse or twise an see how ya lyke it.