I lorb...

HMMMMMMMMMMM. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yo quiero the aroma ob these shoes, man.

Dreamy.

They speagh ob the worl' ou'side.

Sideways

An' the Wooman wondhairs porquewhy I laugh at hor, como Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajaja.

Eed ees because she walghs lighe a crab. Yoomans. Nard preedy.

Dayeen, dayoud

I leeb weeth sorm control freaghs, man.

Permeession to ead my feesh, PLEEASE?!

Camouflage

The Man brough' the Wooman presen's. I lorb presen's. Los papers - so eenterttseen', so makeen' rossle noises, so goo' por reepeen' y shreddeen'.

Geefts por a cad

My geefts. Whide peaches, peach yogut', Greenies. Feesh. 

The feathairs storffed weeth (ole', ole') cadneep wor berber' lame. Boreen'. Eef I wan' feathairs I weell cadge a peegeon.

FEESH!

They remembair!

I yam HERE!

Eed ees my borthday.

I theenk my yoomans forgard.

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Porquewhy ees eberytheen' arn thees terrace so forgheen' PEENK, y WET?!