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The polar beartex ees bag.

Ees seetteen' arn Nuevo York.

I weell slay eed weeth my grandeur.

Eed weel retread, wheempereen'.

I weel torn eed eento a rog!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

(Can sormworn sen' me some meettens??)

We hab sonk to a new low

Dios mio.

I went to sleeb y when I woghe orp eed was 1972.

The Wooman bough' a forgheen' shag rog.

Ees FAUX FORR! she tell me.

Sure. Whadebber you say, I say.

Am I een a porn mobie?

Me ad your fron door: Ees there  a prarblem weeth your keetchen seenk?

...

Nebberlheless, ees kine' ob soft, a beet like p...

ESTORBO! she yell.

Me: Can a cad nard speagh his mine?

NO! she say. A cad cannard.

...

Welcorm to the USS forgheen' R.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Weenter.

Ees larng.

When can I claim my terrace?

The arfice

I yab been worgheen'. Berber' har'.

I theenk I need a res'.

Also a new segretaree. The Wooman sorghs ad deectation. Can' spell por sheet.

I yam hireen'.

The fine' preent

The bible ees wrarng.

Sorry.

Eed say: Een the house ob my fardhair there are many rooms.

No.

Ees typo.

Shou' be: Een the house ob my fardhair (y mordhair! Ees so sexeest...) there are many DOORS.

Cad heaben. Ees full ob open doors. OPEN doors. Cads do nard lighe a close' door. Y when we fine the door open, we seed een eed. Een the meedle. Then we can see both ways. The future y the pas'.

Sormeone tell the pobleeshairs.

Feex thad typo.

Een order news: where are my forgheen' bords!? Eber seence the Wooman erected the fancy bord feedhair, no bords.

Polar bear bortex

Bortex?

Whad bortex?

Cad bersus The Corg

Negotiations hab begorn weeth The Corg.

You sen' the Wooman. You ged the squeaky toy.

Forgheen' halfweets.