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Thursday, February 13, 2014

We hab sonk to a new low



Dios mio.

I went to sleeb y when I woghe orp eed was 1972.

The Wooman bough' a forgheen' shag rog.

Ees FAUX FORR! she tell me.

Sure. Whadebber you say, I say.


Am I een a porn mobie?

Me ad your fron door: Ees there  a prarblem weeth your keetchen seenk?

...

Nebberlheless, ees kine' ob soft, a beet like p...

ESTORBO! she yell.

Me: Can a cad nard speagh his mine?

NO! she say. A cad cannard.

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Welcorm to the USS forgheen' R.

5 comments:

  1. Well, that's a different look for the apartment! What has gotten into the Wooman?

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  2. Nooo! What has she done to the cashmere? Watch out for incoming flokati, my friend...

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  3. it's back in style.... just like macrame......

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