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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

My geeft


Arribed een a barx frarm Meester Frank. My own personal No Dargs sign. Kaka. I pud eed arn the terrace een case ob roofdarg. You nebber know. You wan' worn, you talgh to Senor Frank.

Pee Ess. The Wooman ees leabeen' me y the Smoothman. I doan' know why. I doan' know eef she corm bag. Maybe we wor bad. She say' my howleen' por agua NOW ees dribeen' hor loco. She taghe hor labtarp weeth hor y I mos' lorn to use the monster belongeen' to the Smoothman. Ees carmpleecaded. Bod ad las' I weell hab a reeal photographer to taghe my peectures. No more ob thees amateur sheet. OKOK she's OK. Bod the Smoothman ees BREELEAND. He capture my essence.

PeePee Ess: She clean' the terrace!!!!!! Now I know she read my blarg! Jaaaaajajajajajaja.

11 comments:

  1. That sign is brilliant, Estorbo - and especially for roof dogs.

    Tell the Wooman to have a good trip. We think both your humans have a gift with the camera.

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  2. Senor Frank is a good amigo, indeed. His sign should help keep all the dargs off the roop.

    We will miss the Wooman, and I bet you will, too, but she will certainly come back to you soon.

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  3. Are you sure it means no dargs? It looks like the hooman is begging for a dog treat to cross his palm.

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  4. Thees sign ees yos fabuloso!
    Ju weel mees hair, bod ad lees' ju hab the Smoothman while The Wooman ees away, y I theen he weel hab more geefds for ju soon, an' treeds orlso por la Navidad. Sorm breeleand peectures ob jur essense... I waid weeth baided breath.

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  5. Great sign, Estorbo. Do not fret about the wooman, she will be back soon, I'm sure. And she will bring back her labtarp.

    Estorbo, all your peectures look good. I wish I could take such good peectures of my cats. They do not pose as well as you. They walk to the camera and stick their nose on it or turn around. I have lots of pictures of noses and hairy cat behinds.

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  6. You just simply make me smile, Estorbo. What will you do for Christmas dinner without the Wooman's delicious food?

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  7. Perhaps it's the angle but I thought it looked like a human hand extended to catch something coming out of the dog! But why would anyone do that?

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  8. Estorbo - Hope you get plenty of feesh for Christmas. I am getting one of those cat trees which I plan to ignore and distain - unless I can not overcome the smell of the catnip and treats that my person intends to salt it with. Tino (dictated and not read - Amy)

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  9. Storbie

    Do your yoomans go again to their long vacation and leave you with seedhair? Even now you have the typhoid?

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  10. Feliz Navidad, Estorbo, to you and the Smoothman, and larng deestance to the Wooman...your blargh ees mi favorito een todos el mundo. Es verdad! Conoces esta ano has been preedy challengeen, but the three ob you toogh gread lorbing care ob each othair, plus your many, many fans all send your lob, prayers, vibes or whaddebber else you beliebe een. Eberytheeng ees gonna be beddhair weeth your typhoid een the ano Nuevo. Eet's gonna be a Feliz Ano Nuevo! Te amo, Alexa

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  11. Estorbo I listened to your purr again. It is a great purr, but why is it so fast? You know you are lucky living with two great photographers, and so are we who get to see the pictures!

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