blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: There ees sormtheen' behine' you

Thursday, January 14, 2010

There ees sormtheen' behine' you

[Aborf: I yam cormeen' weeth you...]

I attaghed the Wooman. She was ad the carmpudehair an Beence was standeen' behine' hor. She was gedeen' tense because she mos' geeb a Talgh een Cape Town arn forgheen' Rooptarp Gard-Hens and the deesc was nard loadeen' righd.

So whammo shazzam kerpow &!*^%#$^& I was een an' oud frarm behine' hor lighe a smardbomba and ran away. She scream. Lighe a peeg.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I doan' lighe eed when yoomans are tense. They mos' SNAB oud ob eed!!!!!

I beed hor arm, I made yompa to reach eed. She go an' wash eed an say I yam loco, crazee, my head ees nard righ'...

Bod I yam righd. I know whad ees goeen' to happen.

Please to play Meester Samuel L Yackson to onnerstan' me.



Amen, brordhair!

Whad I said.

10 comments:

  1. Yes, Estorbo, I understand about transferred tension. Even dogs can be affected.(Of course, cats are more sensitive.)

    That's a very smart travel bag you have there!

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  2. Ouch! Estorbo! Take pity on you poor human. Do I dare preach at you? How about "Vengeance is mine, I will repay says the Lord". I surely think you've got cabin fever. But are they going to leave you again??? You know you might try this adage on them: "You catch more bees with honey". Be so snuggly and sweet that it will tear them apart to leave you.

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  3. P.S. Those cushions are magnificent! Very appropriate for his Magnificence, the blag cad.

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  4. Yep, they're leaving you again and you can feel it, can't you? And you told "her" you weren't happy about it, didn't you? You're a tough cat Estorbo. Be strong.

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  5. Storbito, have you ever tried Rescue Remedy? I understand its a new age kind of herbal thing that humans use. I think cads can use it too. But *sigh* the yoomans are leaving and you can feel it. Forza!

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  6. rise above, my brrthrr, rise above.
    it'll be ovrr an thyll be back beforr ya now it.

    [i'd watch owt frr tawk of ayrstreems tho. ]

    ~^:^~

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  7. Estorbo, biting is Not Good...but we understand how sensitive you are to how stressed out your Wooman is...maybe not a good idea to add to it!

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  8. I feel your pain, hermano ... (and the human feels Marie's!) Donatella's suggestion may work for you. Cats can use Rescue Remedy ... a few drops in your water bowl should suffice. Buena suerte!

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  9. Pee Ess: Maybe the rescue remedy will work for the wooman as well ...

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