My new name is Rosie

Pardy time

Whad has the Wooman done to my precious drogs??? I most darcumend thees.

She has mordorred them! Cot them leemb frarm leemb. Eghsoreeaded them (feegure eed oud)!

Hmmm.

Hmmm. They smell, ...como si dice? Ah yes, I mean si: eggsqueezaid...

Rrrrrrrrrriaow!!!!

Oh Mamma.

Escuse me. I need sorm preebarcy.

Men and Cads

Pleease to see my frien' Mess Kedi an' one ob my faboreet yoomans, here.

My outdoor libe

Eeen the yongle...

WHO ees thad han' some debil???

My gazebo.

Roameen' my rooptarps

Whad ees the Wooman doeen' arn my roop?

Maybe I'll join hor...

Sormtimes I lorf hor.

My keengdarm ob blacktar roops an' cheemnees and satellite deeshes. My roop ees the seelber worn.

Can you heear me niao-iao-iao-iaoooooow?

Geeb a cad a breaghe

Art by Beence

Two harbies

Harbie Numero Uno: al fresco meelk-dreenkeen'...


Harbie Numero Dos: Sleepeen'...I am qui'e goo' dat thees one.