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Monday, October 1, 2012

Estorbo doan' leab here no mas


Go.

A.

WAY!

Theese ees pribade, Wooman. I yam in my SPA!

Forghe.

Peas! I need peas. Quied.

No Wooman.

Fors' you taghe me to the bed. Then they maghe shabe arn my leg so I yab bal' spart por esstracteen' MY BLORD. Then they increase my drorgs por the typhoid, so I yam a forgheen' zombiecad. Then...then...

I doan' remembair.

Sormtheen'...

...

I yos wan' to be alone.

5 comments:

  1. You sound unhappy and that is not good. Something must be done. Maybe you and Beence should buy a ticket for the wooman to take a vacation and you can just enjoy man/cad time.

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  2. Why do beds hab to treed cats so bad? Would a human bed shabe the leg ob a human to ged bloooord?

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  3. But Storby darling, if you hide how can we ever see you and admire how handsome and charming you are?

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  4. But the Big Question is...are the typhoid drugs working?

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