Arn Satorday the Wooman found thees sore place arn my lefd arm, between wreest an' elbow.Arn Mornday morneen' she saw me leeckeen' my righd arm, and she foun' essactly the same sore place between the wreest an' the elbow.
Two woun's, ditto, ditto.
She put arn deeseenfeghdand.
I'm telleen, you: sormbardy try' to nail me orp.
The horror, the horror...
Your brother-in-law, Luritja, is sick. A little prayer so that it turns out to be nothing serious...
ReplyDeleteWhad ees wranrg weeth heem?
ReplyDeletedint noe ya wurr so devowt, hermano. arr ya shur ya weren;t fussin with the prickles on that rose tree what has the partee evry spring
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those look like claw injuries...have you been tussling with another cat? hope they don't abscess!
ReplyDeleteP.S. We don't know Luritja but are praying for his recovery...
ReplyDeleteHermano ... que te paso?
ReplyDeleteHallow een - you know I yam a Cattolleeck.
ReplyDeleteQC - Luritja ees my fameely frarm marriage...
Ikaika: here ees the absurdeety. You'd theenk I woul' tell the Wooman whad happen', righd, because I can talk, righd? Bod por some reason I do nard tell an' she has to guess. She guesses I try to yomp orp somewhere arn the roop, and meess, and hanga arn weeth the paws, and fall bag, scrapeen' each arm een the same place.
How does thees soun'?
well bro, i doan lyke to assoom. an there's catlick and an there's catlick -- some is more devowt than othrrs but stigmata iz a big clew.
ReplyDeleteMine hopes the deeseenfektunt will hav a gud effekt.
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The Wooman may be right ... but sometimes we have our own reasons for keeping quiet. Gotta respect that ... but Halloween's stigmata theory is also intriguing ...
ReplyDeleteBest cure is cat lick.(As opposed to the Roman kind of Cattoleek)
ReplyDeleteWhat a great comment from Rusty, geiger & sporran! That's the best joke I've heard all week. You have some sharp friends, Estorbo.
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