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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Cads por Clonkhairs program

Doan' eben theenk ob cormeen' near me, Wooman. I weel heet you arn the head an' destroy your braincell.

I hord whad you wor sayeen'.

You said you wan' to trade een theese cad: thees cad whad ees a pelled-gozzleen', leetthair barx polluteen' clonkhair.You wan' to buy weeth the cash you ged por these cad, a new keetten: un gatito muy pequeno whad can be trained to sleep, ead nicely, miaow prophair.

Worn whad dors nard waghe you orp een the meedle ob the nighd sayeen' Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedmenooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!

You know what they DO weeth the clonkhairs???

They DESTROY THEM.

I yam arn guard.

10 comments:

  1. Cads por clonkhairs indeed! My husband expressed exactly the same sentiment two days ago when he was cleaning out the litter box! You stay on guard. If she had a kitten just think what would happen to her beautiful new chairs. Kittens scratch and bite and they're not always appropriate with their kitti-litter box! You need your kitty lawyers now!

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  2. Bod where ARE my keety lawyers...they hab desorted me!!!

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  3. hang in, my brothrr. iffen yur hyoomuns get a noo plase ta live, there'll probly be doors. 'prrblum' solved. at leest, frum thair standpoynt. at leest, one a the 'prrblums.'

    not so fonda doors, my self. hyoomuns with doors take eggstra traynin. but, ya noe, we can onlee do whut we can do.

    stay cool,
    ~^:^~

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  4. It will not happen, hermano.We, the free-thinking cats of the world will rise up and wreak a most terrible vengeance upon her/him/them.*
    We have sent out whisker-vibes to Neeko and Marzipan. All will be resolved. (There may even be some feeshy compensation.Maybe)In the meantime, hang on to that meat pounder!

    *We found these words in a book of D's and they looked impressive.

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  5. We're here, 'Storbie. Been in the deserts of Arizona, hunting lizards, mice, and rabbits. A CATtorney's holiday.

    How may we be of service?

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  6. It's important to have good CATtorneys -- I'm glad to see they came through. I would just like to echo to the Wooman what ChrisJ said about kittens: they are messy, plus they climb curtains and screen doors! And they play THOE (thundering herd of elephants) during the humans' sleeping time. The WHOLE apartment will become a cat toy!

    Hope this helps ...

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  8. Hallow een, hermano - man, they hab doors already...whad I need ees a door weeth a larck.

    Angel, I yam beecious beyon' beliep...

    R G y Sporran - you hab been watcheen' Polp Feection again, habn' you?

    Neko!!! Marzipan!! Where hab you been??? I though I was weethoud legal sosteenance! Eeeeeep.

    So. I wan' to keell the Wooman. I need a goo' corbhair story.

    Alternateeb: harassmen' by Wooman agains' me, Don Estorbo etc etc, by mentioneen' Keettens. Age deescreemenation?

    You gard any leftobehair rabbeed? ^^

    Ikaika, tellmeaboudeed. NO Keettens!

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  9. I have a better idea 'Storbie. Get a kitten! Suddenly, you will appear like a quiet, well-behaved, reliable cat. And then the kitty can be blamed for everything! You're safe! GRRRRReat idea.

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