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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Borthday Feesh

Hello? Whad am I suppose' to do weeth thees?

I yam embaress'. The guy ees nard eben dressed.

So the Wooman cook heem por me afthair geebeen' me two pieces sashimi (berberygoo')...

An' then the trorbell started.

Thees feesh ees arn fire.

You are borneen' my feesh.

MY FEESH EES ARN FIRE!!!!!!!!

Serioosly. Now eed's magheen' smoghe. Ees thees a yoke? I HADE smoghe! You hab to born the house down arn my borthday???

Ok...ees loogheen' bedhair.

Tasdes preedy goo'...

Coul' I hab sorm cheecken leebhair pate por desser'?
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16 comments:

  1. RowanAugust 5, 2009 at 12:19 AM

    Happy Birthday Estorbe!! Your birthday fish looks good - hope you got the pate for dessert:)

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  2. IkaikaAugust 5, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    That's a fine lookin' fish cake! I see you had a good birthday dinner, and I'm guessing the Wooman and Beence sang in your honor ... way to go! And the human says thanks for the birthday wishes.

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  3. ChrisJAugust 5, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    Your wooman is SO creative, Estorbo. What cat, anywhere, ever had a fried fish with candles on for his birthday? You are one spoiled cat! Happy birthday! Bailey is one year and a couple of months behind you. And I'm telling you he won't be getting a fried fish with candles on it.

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  4. Cuthbert in EnglandAugust 5, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    Happy borthday Don E. I am very impressed by your feesh. I send you many feline greetings from the town where I now live. Not as big as NYC but very, very big for a country boy like me . . .

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  5. trebor an h h huwiAugust 5, 2009 at 1:28 AM

    MMMMMMM, estorbo, broder, FEEESH!! We got parmigiana and cream from our mama/wooman - mmmmmm. We love and mees you XXX

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  6. quiltcatAugust 5, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    happy birthday, Estorbo! what a wonderful birthday feesh that is, flambeed and everything!

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  7. Karen L RAugust 5, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    most excellent celebration!

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  8. HalloweenAugust 5, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fyer scares me mmmm mmmmmmmm mm mmm mmmm
    mmmmmm
    mmm
    fish
    mm
    mm
    mmm
    happy happy happy
    many many many
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    a pome fer yer birthday my brother.

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  9. Pam J.August 5, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    You are too much. The bunch of you. A fish cake!

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  10. SmoothmanAugust 6, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Don Estorbo, for the record, I've never seen a cat look so unimpressed by a fish. You must be the reincarnation of a Buddhist monk. But it was fun, and your b-day present made a very nice pâté!

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  11. Neko and Marzipan, CATtorneys At LawAugust 6, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    The fish--those teeth--did they serve you a Piranha?

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  12. AnonymousAugust 6, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    Hola! Stupid Dinah forgot (how could she forget this???)to pass our birthday greetings to you.

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  13. Jennifer HessAugust 7, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    Happy birthday, my friend! I hope it was a good one.

    Keeses!

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  14. KehdiAugust 7, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Big forr - i hav nevver hed mi own fish with candels -u r a verry lukky cet. Greetings from small forr

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  15. CJAugust 7, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    Happy birthday Estorbo!very nice fish, I must say!

    ~Henry

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  16. AngelConradieAugust 26, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    Well I hope your purrday was awesome all day... it certainly looks wonderful!

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