The Wooman boughd sorm storff wrabbed een sorm berber' dangerous papehair.I attaghed~! Eed made more dangerous noise. I bead eed weeth my arms and claws an' tore eed een many pieces. I chewed eed and beet eed weeth my teeth.
HOW can she led eed eento the house???
We are safe nowhere no more.
Good to see you back Estorbo, I've missed you the last few days. You are such a brave cat to attack that papehair - the Wooman must be very proud of you!
ReplyDeleteit must be a first cousin of those vicious Netflix envelopes! so glad you beat it into submission!
ReplyDeleteweer safe az long az yer on the case, my bruthrr. safe az howzes.
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The Wooman owes you -- big time! It's a good thing you practiced on on all those Nedfleegs and T-Mobile envelopes, hermano.
ReplyDeleteGood work, Estorbo! You showed them who's boss. Bet there's not much left. Good thing the Wooman has you around to protect her.
ReplyDeleteAy-aya-ay! Hermano...when the strorw dargs attagh, you will be invincible!
ReplyDelete(Oh heck! Dinah just made that sound like you will attack Vince. Oops!)
MIT: Well, Vince is attacked on a regular basis any way. Once at 4:00 AM for pellets. Love bites at that point. Once more at 5:30 AM. For more pellets. Love bites and friendly claw scratches. A few whisker tickles. Then at 8:00 AM, noon, 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM, and various other times. For pellets and for playing. If playing, the scratches get deep. Blood is shed by mistake. Vince's. Then at 4:30 PM for pellets. High pitch eeeeeeeeeping attack, quite scary. Again at 5:00 PM. This time it's usually a purr barrier and lots of pawing. At 5:30 PM. Unlawful climbs onto the table, cat hair baths while on lap, more purring. Then it's the dinner attacks. Begging at Vince's foot for leftovers, and rightovers too. Pawing. Friendly eyes. Some soft claws. And then sometimes, more playing under the kikoi, all claws out after the T-Mobile envelope. More blood shed. Vince isn't fast enough... Sigh.
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