You look very...official in your gardammned forgheen' oudfeed! And stunning in the third picture. You could be a cober cad on the cober of Security Cad Monthly.
Hola! Ay-ay-ay, hermano. You let them dress you like a Barbie Doll? Good thing you have your scratcha log; you can get the claws really sharp. Just sayin'...
I lorb thees oudfeed....ees mocho macho y moch bedhair than sorm ob jur orly sarthorial forays, Jur sense ob style has matchur' seense those orly days y ladees lorb a cad een uniform.
I can't believe you can get that cat to wear that jacket. Most cats flop over and won't budge when you dress them up. But then, he's not most cats, is he?
Leslie, a quick note from backstage... I must say that his clearance does drop significantly with the outfit on. As everyone knows, to be security-stealthy, one must hug the ground. So he does. Walks, but not so high on his legs, as though gravity was about to reverse and earth be lost forever... ;-)
Beence - have you heard about Costume-Induced Sideways Cat Instability Syndrome. scientifically demonstrated here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
El Jefe Estorbo seems both poised and prepared to protect Harlem from any annexation attempt by the sinister Vladimir Putin... One supposes Estorbo rejects bullies and tyrants who might attempt to threaten his turf.
You look very...official in your gardammned forgheen' oudfeed! And stunning in the third picture. You could be a cober cad on the cober of Security Cad Monthly.
ReplyDeleteIt's a very handsome forgheen' oudfeed...on a very very handsome, beeg, byoodeeful blag panther.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good look for you, hermano!
ReplyDeleteyou're kind of workin' it mi amigo. berber sexxy
ReplyDeleteHola! Ay-ay-ay, hermano. You let them dress you like a Barbie Doll? Good thing you have your scratcha log; you can get the claws really sharp. Just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely that third picture is a winner. Estorbo ees the nuevo blag.
ReplyDeleteScratcha, scratcha!
ReplyDeleteSin dud, your outfeedh is berber sexy. I know the lady cads of Harlem are give sighs to see you on patrol.
ReplyDeleteI lorb thees oudfeed....ees mocho macho y moch bedhair than sorm ob jur orly sarthorial forays, Jur sense ob style has matchur' seense those orly days y ladees lorb a cad een uniform.
ReplyDeleteDee lady cads of Harlem weel be feelin' reely saf wid ju on padrol, hermano. i theenk ju weel ged mucho calls for dee help!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you can get that cat to wear that jacket. Most cats flop over and won't budge when you dress them up. But then, he's not most cats, is he?
ReplyDeleteLeslie, a quick note from backstage... I must say that his clearance does drop significantly with the outfit on. As everyone knows, to be security-stealthy, one must hug the ground. So he does. Walks, but not so high on his legs, as though gravity was about to reverse and earth be lost forever... ;-)
ReplyDeleteStorbo, amigo, you have to be the boy on the next season of The Wire. Very guapo!
ReplyDeleteBeence - have you heard about Costume-Induced Sideways Cat Instability Syndrome.
ReplyDeletescientifically demonstrated here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
El Jefe Estorbo seems both poised and prepared to protect Harlem from any annexation attempt by the sinister Vladimir Putin... One supposes Estorbo rejects bullies and tyrants who might attempt to threaten his turf.
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