Cad arn a wall

A bad photo (the Wooman!) ob a good photo (the Smoothman!).

I yam forgheen' gorgeous am I nard?

The Smoothman is testeen' the preents frarm his new arnline sharp. Naturally, mine was the fors' peecture to arribe een a beeg flad barx. My eemage ees preent' arn a super-lighweid metal. Ees forgheen' classy. The Wooman squeal. She has no class.

When the sharp ees open, I led you know.

The beeg, the blag, y the byoodeeful

Photos: el Smoothman

Porhaps I loogh como un poossy cad.

Bod obserb the sinewy prowess ob the Harlem panther.

Magheen'  a leedle hexercise. 

Eben een thees gardammned forgheen' oudfeed.

Cad ad table

...was a pardy.

..was eenbided.

...was preedy good.