I yam sorrounded. There ees a
man een thad house orp there! He ees MOBEEN' aroun' een hees room!!!
I yam NARD scared frarm the man, I yam scared he migh' loogh down y see me dressed orp lighe a forgheen' clown arn my terrace.
Happy forgheen' Chreestmas.
Happy forgheen Chreestmas to you, Storbie! Only you could pull off the clown collar...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you let them put that on you. You look like a fool. That man is not just walking around, he's walking around laughing his head off at the very sight of you. Only a cat would go so low.
ReplyDeleteThe Corg
Merry Christmas Don Estorbo! You cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteDown with the Corg! Felice Natividad, Don Estorbo! (I don't agree with spellchecker, but you know what I mean.)
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing! A clown collar (with bells?) and spam. Did Beence at least get you a tree to make scratcha?
ReplyDeleteHappy forgheen Christmas to you, too, my friend, from all of us here at Te Whare Tini.
Happy forgheen' Chreestmas, Estorbo!
ReplyDeleteOh, hermano! I would so bite my humans if they dressed me up like a clown. Make them pay in sardines and mangos! Feliz Navidad, amigo.
ReplyDeleteJu loogh mucho festeeb hermano! Feliz Navidad to ju y Beence, y to the wooman orlso, eben eef she ees nard there! Ees nessesar' to wear thees rojo theen' weeth campanas arl day? Dios mio! Ju are good Estorbo, ju are ber' ber' good y moch deeshairbeen' ob a beeseed frarm SANTA!
ReplyDeleteYou just better be rewarded with feesh. That's all we can say. Tino and Amy
ReplyDeleteMeowy Catmas!
ReplyDeleteEat (ham) drink (cream) and Sniff Nip!!
Love, The Katnip Lounge Kats and Mommy Trish
You poor darling...a Christmas jester collar :(
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Merry Christmas dear Storbie and may you & the woomans & the smoothman have a very happy, happy new year with love, xoxo Susan & les chats of 29 Black Street
ReplyDeleteHmmm, not sure I'd want to wear it either, but it does set off your beautiful green eyes. Happy Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you would l et them do this to you, Don Estorbo. While they sleep go suck all the air out of their lungs. Merry Forgheen Christmas to you too.
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Oh you poor darling!! The indignity of it all!! I hope you got LOTS of fabulous gifts for Christmas, Storbie. They owe you.
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