Cad bersus The Corg

Negotiations hab begorn weeth The Corg.

You sen' the Wooman. You ged the squeaky toy.

Forgheen' halfweets.

Chreestmas een Harlem

I yam sorrounded. There ees a man een thad house orp there! He ees MOBEEN' aroun' een hees room!!!

I yam NARD scared frarm the man, I yam scared he migh' loogh down y see me dressed orp lighe a forgheen' clown arn my terrace.

Happy forgheen' Chreestmas.

Gravitas

Prarblems.

I yam theenkeen' berber har'.

The Wooman deed nard retorn.

All day I yam lef' alone while the Smoothman worghs...

The Smoothman cannard starp eadeen' farndue.

A cad can only ead so moch cheese.

So I yam theenkeen'.

There can be only worn answer.

...

The Corg.