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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Thees ees the en' my frien'...

Nuevo York ees waideen' por beeg storm. Mucha lluvia. I yam waideen'.

I yam goeen' to drown the raccoon. I heear he lighe agua. He weel corm to wash hees leedle bandido paws een the pordle arn Raccoon House roop. I weell make-a yompa frarm behine'. I weell push his faze eento the poddle.

I weell defead heem!!! The soun' ob the rain weel drown the death stroggle.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

15 comments:

  1. I ha' no ideea you wore so biolen' - so, drownin' by sneek attack ees de plan?

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  2. You stay on rooptop, Estorbo. From whad I hear eed will make mucho rain and you should stay safe.

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  3. Hermano, I think those five days in the clarsed must have given you lots of time to think about a suitable demise for the bandito. Rooptop attagh followed by drowning in a poddle... good choice! Me gusta.

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  4. Alexander (the Great)October 1, 2010 at 3:38 AM

    Such a gorgeous, gorgeous photograph. Absolutely beautiful!

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  5. I yam berry ah scayred

    gorgeous, gorgeous photo...and cat - so very handsome

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  6. Uuuff! That seems PSICOSIS. The Film Part II, with A New (Great) Character: Don Estorbo.
    Great picture-poster.

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  7. Wow, Estorbo! What a great photo, just in time for the spooky season. Why do you want to drown the mapache? Bad blood between you two?

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  8. Your picture scares me, Don Estorbo. Don't let the raccoon push you off the roof! I could come out and watch your back...

    Emma the 9# cat

    Oh! I get to type hotrat to prove I'm real!!!

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  9. Oooh, thees peeshor' ob the midghy honthair ees fabuloso!
    Soh, ees true, ju reely dos hade raccoons... sneek attaghe ees the bedgher orption my fren', ees safor por ju!

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  10. Estorbo, I see you are already in the Halloween spirit, my boy. That sky looks nasty. But, I know you have your heart set on terminating your relationship with the masked bandit. Just be careful please.

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  11. Eek! Don't let a gust of wind send you flying. You are a brave one!

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  12. Molly theeks ju is ber'ber' brave cad! Feendley, he say 'meh'... y
    !NO, he ees nard jealous, !NO nard atall.

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  13. Hola! Hermano, you should get in touch with your friend, Halloween(up in The Bronx) 'cos he's just had some serious work done by a Bandit Intimidator.

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  14. 2By the way, I LOVE that picture and the post's title. Wonderfully sinister.

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  15. You're my hero! Get that raccoon.

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