Nuevo York ees waideen' por beeg storm. Mucha lluvia. I yam waideen'.
I yam goeen' to drown the raccoon. I heear he lighe agua. He weel corm to wash hees leedle bandido paws een the pordle arn Raccoon House roop. I weell make-a yompa frarm behine'. I weell push his faze eento the poddle.
I weell defead heem!!! The soun' ob the rain weel drown the death stroggle.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
I ha' no ideea you wore so biolen' - so, drownin' by sneek attack ees de plan?
ReplyDeleteYou stay on rooptop, Estorbo. From whad I hear eed will make mucho rain and you should stay safe.
ReplyDeleteHermano, I think those five days in the clarsed must have given you lots of time to think about a suitable demise for the bandito. Rooptop attagh followed by drowning in a poddle... good choice! Me gusta.
ReplyDeleteSuch a gorgeous, gorgeous photograph. Absolutely beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI yam berry ah scayred
ReplyDeletegorgeous, gorgeous photo...and cat - so very handsome
Uuuff! That seems PSICOSIS. The Film Part II, with A New (Great) Character: Don Estorbo.
ReplyDeleteGreat picture-poster.
Wow, Estorbo! What a great photo, just in time for the spooky season. Why do you want to drown the mapache? Bad blood between you two?
ReplyDeleteYour picture scares me, Don Estorbo. Don't let the raccoon push you off the roof! I could come out and watch your back...
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Oh! I get to type hotrat to prove I'm real!!!
Oooh, thees peeshor' ob the midghy honthair ees fabuloso!
ReplyDeleteSoh, ees true, ju reely dos hade raccoons... sneek attaghe ees the bedgher orption my fren', ees safor por ju!
Estorbo, I see you are already in the Halloween spirit, my boy. That sky looks nasty. But, I know you have your heart set on terminating your relationship with the masked bandit. Just be careful please.
ReplyDeleteEek! Don't let a gust of wind send you flying. You are a brave one!
ReplyDeleteMolly theeks ju is ber'ber' brave cad! Feendley, he say 'meh'... y
ReplyDelete!NO, he ees nard jealous, !NO nard atall.
Hola! Hermano, you should get in touch with your friend, Halloween(up in The Bronx) 'cos he's just had some serious work done by a Bandit Intimidator.
ReplyDelete2By the way, I LOVE that picture and the post's title. Wonderfully sinister.
ReplyDeleteYou're my hero! Get that raccoon.
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