I say, Damnrigh' the cad soffhairs. Feed me!
The Wooman, arn the order paw, feels nartheen'. Yesserday she came home weeth a new short. Porquewhy? Eed has LARNG sleabes an' a collar. Sheet. Porquewhy? Because I yam leeckeen' the arm, an' I yam sleepeen' my feline shouldhairs through the negh ob the blueshor' an' geddeen' storck, porque eed is a wornsie por a baby.
An' I yam no baby.
My libe sorcks beegtime.
Eesn't thees an attracteeb color?
NO! Eed looghs como ordure. Loogh thad orp. OKfine I tell you. Ordure = kaka.
Pleease to notice the legh detail. Dorble sleebes. Are the yoomans paranoi' or wha'?
The Wooman made feesh por the deenhair ob the yoomans. The smell tranqueelize' me.
I theenk I yam goeen' to lorn to coogh....