SILENCE, Wooman!
Eep. Always the eenstrorctions, always the rules, always the ideas. Can you nard be a leedle beed Zen?
Zen, whad ees thees? says the Wooman
Eed's como Leddeen' Go! I say
Bod eef you led go, Estorbo, she says, everytheen' falls down an' maghes a beeg mess.
Sigh.
Always you mos' tab an answer.
Si, I say, The fibe days een the copboar' weeth the bag ob pelleds taugh' how nice SILENCE ees. Also thad pelleds are golden, cronchy, deleecious, fragran', perfecdly roun', creespy, Dayeen, Dayoud!
Because I coul' nard maghe stretcha eenside the copboar'!
So misunderstood, I'm with you brother.
ReplyDeletePoor kitty. Life is so ruff. Nobody gets it.
ReplyDeleteMy Gard Estorbo, ju lighes to lib dangherous' jes?
ReplyDeleteWe all like to maghe stretch.
ReplyDeleteay carumba Estorbo - you're so handsome - even weeth a jello short an head in de bag an arguin' weeth your mama.
ReplyDeleteI like your little white Y-fronts Estorbo!
ReplyDeletethose look like very happy curled feet...feels so good to stretch, doesn't it?!
ReplyDeleteDo you know that you are showing corgi position No 1 ? It's protected,copyright, a corgi dog thing
ReplyDeleteI don't care if you are a big black man cad..... you are soooo cute in your little shirts....
ReplyDeleteYou and the Smoothman seem very simpatico. Maybe the wooman should spend some time in the closet to find Zen.
ReplyDeleteI like to sleep on my Mom's legs just like that! I think they might be almost as hairy as the Smoothman's legs. Ow! Mom! Why are you swatting me?!!!
ReplyDeleteEmma the Calico Queen
Hermano, we salute you. Dinah has no chance of dressing us in cute shirts.
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