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Monday, September 13, 2010

My weeken'

I carntinue to stordy how to coogh. Thees time, feesh.

An' also I yam sobyeghted to the Wooman, who geds orp my nose.

Then, the eenhumaneedy: I yam tortured weeth piece ob spaghetti:



How OLE' are theese people???

I yam so eerreetaded the Smoothman mos' geeb me the calmeen' Bolcan Greep. Eed maghes me relaghs.

So I read a leedle beet abou' the sea, too. Because eenside eed are feesh.

The En'.

Boreen' weeken'.
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16 comments:

  1. JohnSeptember 13, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Stumped me on "subjected", took a while to understand. That accent! I'm nominating Estorbo for a What Not To Wear makeover.

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  2. AlexaSeptember 13, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    Estorbolito,
    You are jus the theeng to sabe my day..I just drop mi hijo off at hees bery firs day ob High Escuela an I yam feelin a beet weepy. You hab cheered me yop.
    Porhaps the calmeen' Bolcan Greep weel nod be necessario por me. Sneef.

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  3. bibimimiSeptember 13, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    What's ur shirt say, senor?

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  4. the7msnSeptember 13, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    5 minutes later, I finally figured out sobyeghted. Just when I think I understand cad, you start using those big words on me. Keep it up - I need to improve my vocabulary.

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  5. IkaikaSeptember 13, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    Not the wet noodle torture ... that's the worst! But I'm glad the Bolcan thing works for you (me, not so much).

    Pee Ess: You have a very noble nose.

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  6. Katnip LoungeSeptember 13, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Handsome. Shirt and all.

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  7. SusanSeptember 13, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    the Bolcan Greep, the little curved paws, the double sleeved shirt ...
    I can barely stand it. I'm moving to Brooklyn. I miss be near you.

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  8. Angel SimbaSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Estorbo, esplane pleez the Bolcan Greep.

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  9. EstorboSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    The Bolcan Greep:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_nerve_pinch

    The Smoothman's teghneegh ees deeferend.

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  10. geiger y sporranSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Hola! hermano, we suggest (respectfully, of course) that next time they wave a spaghetti string you hide it under the kikoi.
    That'll larm 'em!

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  11. LyndaSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    O.M.G. Estorbo, you're sendin' me over the edge with this one. Your reading matter, the photo of you under the influence of the Bolcan Greep ... Lordy!!!

    And, John, yes! I second that nomination.

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  12. Ellen ZachosSeptember 13, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Thank you for making me laugh on a day when I haven't had anything to laugh about.

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  13. TSeptember 13, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Estorbo...we LOVE your nose over at I HAVE CAT...we might have to make a poster-size version......sigh :)

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  14. TerriSeptember 13, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    eeben when you hab a ber'ber borin weeken you har handsome an corturled - hay am muy eempressed weeth your readen and methods to harndle estress. brabo amigo

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  15. LIUSeptember 14, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    I think the same that Terri: always
    amusing and guapo Estorbo. Spaguetti? only for fun, better fish: not gordos cats!

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Somehow through Facebook I found your blogg. AND YOUR CAT!!! I absolutely have fallen in love!!!
    Just wanted to tell you - from far away up north, in Sweden!

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