Weell sormworn pleease tell the Wooman I yam storck een the clarsed an' cannard ged oud?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?
Don Estorbo
Sent frarm my iPawd, beta bersion.
(Eed can sen' email bord eed cannard open the forgheen' clarsed frarm the eenside...I call the poh-leece bod they theenk I yam a crank: Whad, you are a cad, an' you are trabbed een the clarsed, an you doan' know your "Wooman's" telephone nombre...? Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajaja. Cleeck.)
Estorbo don't panic, right now someone is probably telling her and I will leave a note too. Stay calm.
ReplyDeleteMake scratcha scratcha on closet door ber, ber loud.
ReplyDeleteAt the same time as making scratcha scratcha, try a really loud "MHAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" - the moaning kind of meow, DEEP boice.
ReplyDeleteHermano, scratcha is good for getting the attention of the human; yowling is, too. But if you leave her a little present in her favorite pair of shoes, she will always double check the clarsed before closing the door. (I haven't done this, myself, but I've heard from reliable sources that a hairball in the shoe is very effective for a variety of problems.)
ReplyDeleteHola! Hermano, we will do our best for you. Dinah has a poisonous foot (maybe poisoned? who cares!) so she is useless.
ReplyDeleteBut we will walk on Beence button and tell him.
Ikaika has a good idea!
Hang tough, hermano, someone will come.
Hola! Hermano, we will do our best for you. Dinah has a poisonous foot (maybe poisoned? who cares!) so she is useless.
ReplyDeleteBut we will walk on Beence button and tell him.
Ikaika has a good idea!
Hang tough, hermano, someone will come.
sigh .... I hab meesed you so
ReplyDeleteHA! Almost shut our puppy, Rowdy in the hall bathroom yesterday. Always have to look behind me as I leave a room and close the door. He's a menace!
ReplyDeletePlease let us know when are safely out of the closet. You KNOW this is going to start rumors.
ReplyDeleteAw, big boy, I - the 9# cat - can show you how to open the door! I can open almost any door or drawer. But I get trapped inside the apartment because the humans made the door handle to high for me to reach. Oh, for another inch (yeah, you've heard that before.) I like Ikaika's idea - my human would double check if I started leaving gifts behind.
ReplyDeleteEmma, the Calico Queen
I once shut our first cat een the refreegerator. Eet was not a contreebuteen factor to her early demise. Eenser ber ber sad face here. On another note, we shut our secon cat een the cupboard as we were getteen ready to leab por una semana on bacation. Luckeely I perseested in lookeen por her because her EEEEEEP ees moar como un teeny teeny meeeep. So two close calls een thees househol. Your many admireers weel all alert Beence eef you do not post una ves mas.
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