Thanks to you the Wooman gard the messayge an' was force' to release me.
Why, whyyyyy why porquewhy you deed thees to me? I as' hor, weepeen' yos a leedle.
To teach you a lesson, cad.
Thad there ees more to libe than yos pelleds, she say.
I was so traumatize' I wen' to bed immediate'.
I had to sleeb por a larng larng time. Was no space een the clarset to make-a stredge.
Enorf weeth the camera, already!
Ahhhrghngnggag, grass, nomnom.
"There ees more to libe than yos pelleds."
Can you beleeb thees?