The worl' was arn my shouldhairs

I yam theenkeen'.

Ees eed time to blow thees parp stan'?

(Or mos I yos steeck my peens een the globe?)

Whad ees blag y forry all ober?

Me!

I can be cude. Como un keetten. Sormtime's the yoomans yos cannard pud me down.

I yam requesteen' beeghair carmpensation por thees treadmen'.

Elevated threat level

Ladies and Gentleman, there has been a perimeter breach on the rooftop.

We can inform you that the threat has been contained. Our personel ...er felinel, are on the scene and the entire area is under surveillance.

Regarding what the Sheep said, however:

That's classified.

Talk to Mr Snowden.

Trap'

When I yam free...

I weel tell you whad the Sheep say' to me.

(Forghe.)

The eenformair

Do you wan' to know whad the sheep ees telleen' me?

...

Do you?

A new hord

Forgheen' micro caddle. So har' to see. Where deed they go?

My regular caddle are fire'. No good no mas. Weeth global warmeen' the hord change' y I could no larnger rope them. So I sweetch to new micro caddle.

Many, many, bod weeth mine's ob their own.

Where are they?