Be prepare'

Thees ees a porbleec safedy announcemen':

You need plenty ob res'...

Ligh me: Een the afternoon I maghe nab arn the stone table to gather my strength.

Then I go to worgh. I mos be arn the Lookoud.

Yos een case. 

You nebber know...

...when you mighd be attagh'.

You mos' always be alor'.

Aware ob your enbironmen'...

Be ready (y taghe anorder nab).

Because eed coul' corm frarm a-a-a-a-a-a-nywhere.

You migh' eben be...sorrounded.

Too seghsy por my raspberry

Buenos noches.

Rebenge

I rounded orp two stragglers who foun' their way bag to the ranch.

I ade the reengleadhair.

I broughd the bardy ob hees righ' han'pawsheet claw hees lieutenan' to show the Wooman. The Smoothman ees nard speagheen' to me.

I doan' know why.

I weell nard tolerade eensorrection.