I yam resteen' frarm my pelled deprebation weakness and absorbeen' sostenance frarm Weelliam Geebson an' sorm serious blag cads.
Also I yam steell shreddeen' papehair.
Bod moseley I yam tire'. Berbery tire'...
I keep the phone nearby, yos een case I feel the crisis arporn me.
Wooman, thad camera ees too close to my faze. See my nose? Eef eed's thees beeg there ees sormtheen' wrarng weeth the prarxeemeety ob your camera!!! I weell heet eed, I weell bead eed, I weell....
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Fading away before our very eyes... poor boy.
ReplyDeleteEstorbo, you really know how to work the system! It's those big, sad, hungry-looking eyes.
ReplyDeleteOh my god! Look at his face. It's so narrow, he's already lost so much weight! Mostly in the lower left whisker, I think...
ReplyDeleteHola! Hermano, we think they are taking what they call a diabolical bleedin' liberty.
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