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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Deesgrace

I hab no wor's...thees ees my libe. Be the clown. Amuse the yoomans. Whad do you wan' me to wear neghs'? Lederhosen? Chains? A COLLAR???

You wondhair why I hab an atteetude prarblem. Loogh een the meerror. You weell see the cause.

Why am I the only worn een the house who geds to wear the pands?
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18 comments:

  1. DonatellaSeptember 22, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Estorbo, mi amor, who's the lucky *ahem* lady you took those off of...hmmm, a trophy?

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  2. EstorboSeptember 22, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    You mean poo...SWAT OW! Wooman, I doan need a Ned Nanny! Ow!!! Dios mio...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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  3. DonatellaSeptember 22, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Si, Si, Estorbo...exactly...you read my mind. *wink*

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  4. IkaikaSeptember 22, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    QLC??? I hab no wor's neither!!!

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  5. BumbleVeeSeptember 22, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    tsk, tsk,....

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  6. quiltcatSeptember 22, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    woohoo teeny tiny lace panties...Estorbo, you cad you!!

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  7. Neko and Marzipan, CATtorneys At LawSeptember 22, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    When and against whom shall we file the lawsuit for Defamation and Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress?

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  8. dinahmowSeptember 22, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Quelle jabot!

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  9. Rusty Geiger y SporranSeptember 22, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    We are sympatico, hermano

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  10. EstorboSeptember 22, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    Ikaika - QLC, quarthair libe crisis??? I doan' theenk so? Do see me dribeen' an orange Camero??? Oh...that's meed libe crisis.

    BB - si, I know.

    Paula - gracias. They throw them ad me.

    My CATtorneys, sob. Yos file. File File File!

    Dinahmow - Whad. Ebber.

    RG an' Sporran - muchas gracias, compadres.

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  11. Neko and Marzipan, CATtorneys At LawSeptember 22, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    Who are the defendants, and what damages will you be seeking?

    Can we take our usual 1/4 fee?

    Do you want anyone deported?

    Shall we send a bully cat fresh out of Riker's Island to rough up anyone?

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  12. GSeptember 22, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    You're looking quite ecclesiastical, Don Estorbo.

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  13. GSeptember 22, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    ... or ready to eat lobster?

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  14. IkaikaSeptember 23, 2009 at 1:14 AM

    Quartair libe crisis!!! That's great! Hermano, let me 'splain ... QLC:(smallboice)"que la chinga" ... it's kinda Cheech and Chong for "WTF?"

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  15. SmoothmanSeptember 23, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Ikaika: QLC, ROTFL. :-)

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  16. donnaSeptember 23, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    oh, good heavens, can't a cat have a private moment? (estorbo, no need to pretend it was the yoomans; you wear what you want to. ) wooman, are you popperatzi?

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  17. Pam J.September 23, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    You have maintained your dignity despite the wooman's attempts to humiliate you. Go for the lawsuit.

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  18. EstorboSeptember 25, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    Neko y Marzi - you can hab 50% porcen' por thees worn. I know I steell owe you por las' time. You are patient. Y tacdful. Si, sen' Boolly Cad. Si, depor'. Both ob them. Maghe them deesappear. Lighe Osama.

    BPGee - you cragh me orp. I weesh I had larbstair. Sneeff.

    Ikaika. QLC!!! QLC!!! you said eed, brordhair.

    Beence, ged arf my blarg. Seecko.

    Donna. My leeps are sealed. Zeepped. Speakeen' ob..does She lighe to dress orp?

    Pam J - eed ees the Wooman weethoud digneedy. No shame. None. Nada.

    I need a dreenk.

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