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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Righds ob Cad

Please to see the Geenger Darleen's blarg por the Declaration of Cad Righds.

Neko y Marzipan, I yam sure your scholarly eyes weell be useful...Hallow een, your weet ees needed, Ikaika, your sense ob Righteousness, Trebor an' H-h-h-uwi, your combined Deeplomacy. Lennie an' Sollie, your Beeg boices...

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  1. Add a few amendments:

    The anti-declawing amendment:

    1. A well regulated set of pointy ends, being necessary to a good defense, the right to keep and bear claws, shall not be infringed.

    The anti-silly furcut amendment:

    2. The right of cats to be secure in their persons, fur, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no haircuts shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the medical reason for furcuts, and the parts or things to be shaved.

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  2. Mine hadda look at that bfor she went ta wrrk. i dint see the need. wudnt declarrin rites tend to limit them to the ones declarrd?

    whud about 'resrrv all rites with respekt now an in perpetooity'

    whaddya think?

    ~^:^~

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  3. Estorbo,

    As an Amnesty International cat, I am so happy you brought up the Rights of Cat and gave us the link to the Ginger's blog. Thank you. I made my human read it to me. Then she told me "'Kaika, today is Feral Cat Day!" (I am a former feral myself!) Isn't that great?

    Oh, and I also whole heartedly approve of the Cattorneys' amendments. And I wish that Halloween was right ... that our rights do not need enumerating, but some humans aren't too good at recognizing the rights of other species... ya' know what I mean? They need to be reminded.


    Ikaika

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  4. d.a.r.g. Prohibition:

    After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of Dogs within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for any purposes not serving Cats or their interests is hereby prohibited.

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  5. =^:^= we added our amendments broder, and viva The Righds ob Cad, viva!

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  6. We've had our say at the Gingers' blog.
    R S and G

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  7. As an honorary c.a.d. I am contributing my ENORMOUS voice to the BIG voices of my feline compadres all over the world in support of the RIGHTS OF THE CAT. Lenniean'Sollie say RIGHT ON SISTER.

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  8. doan noe bout weet, but i lef a cupla thots with the pikchur cats.
    Mine lyks ther Her's paintins a lot.

    ~^:^~

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  10. Sheet: I had to delede my carmend becos ob spelleen' - now I yam senseeteeb abou' eed. I hab feexed the spelleen' now...

    Neko y Marzipan: ber' goo' poind abou' the pointee ends. An' who ebber gabe you a seelly forcord? My gard...ees terrible.

    Hallow een - maybe you are righd. Bod som yoomans gard no brains. Ees por them. You see some yooman arn the Geenger cads say we mos' lorn to spell? I doan' know abou' you bod I nebber wen' to school. Spell. Ged real. Maybe she has a d.a.r.g? Your poin' abou' half een an' half oud ob the door, was ber' goo'. I forgard abou' thad one.

    Ikaika - you wor a wile' cad? Ad leasd I was born een a barx...

    Darg weeth a blarg: why no leenk to your blarg, Seester? Por fabor remember to close your ears to whad we says abou' d.a.r.g.s. Remember you reeally are a cad.

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  11. Pee Ess. Sporran: you broghe your LEG??? remember to porr, to feex eed weeth vibrations...

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  12. Mine reeds ta me sumtyms, its nice. izzat like skool? kant speek for ya, of corse, but sum fokes hav trubl wit my akscent. but i jus put it in lyk it sownz, an if peepul doan apresheate... how do ya say it? forghe em.

    i wuz gonna say sumpin to the spell ladee bout the diffacultees of the typin, nevvrr mined the spellin' but i figgrrd if she cudnt figgrr it out in the frrst place, y bothrr. itz harrd to splane things to peepul wit no empathee, my brothrr, but i'm glad ya spoke up.
    ~^:^~

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  13. sporran here: I'm back where I belong, right by the fridge!
    Dinah had to come after me with that damn' picture machine an' she's put it on the blog!Hoo-boy! That ugly shot is gonna cost her, big time!(In real life I am very good-looking and a bit like you, with the distinguished white touches.)

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  14. We had our say on the Ginger Darling's blog also.

    We put in a good word for you, Estorbo.akcxqebs

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