He leds me scradge my faze agains' his horns.
Een retorn, I wadge his bag.
We seet an' theenk, side by side...
We talgh abou' our deenners. He says he eads grass. I tell heem I ead pelleds. We agree to deesagree.
Togethair we waid por the Wooman to corm home. We heear hor cormeen' orp the stairs, an' prepare.
You wash his back??? That's too much info for me!
ReplyDeleteNard WASH! Wadge!!!!
ReplyDeleteim not a loud on the tabl -- i gess the bull wadges yer bag too
ReplyDeletefrendship. itsa byutifull thing.
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I yam nard allowed arn the keetchen counthairs. Bod I ged orp them sormtimes ad nighd when she ees nard lookeen'...
ReplyDeleteI think a bull would would be a very good friend to have. Does he help you hunt the Bandido?
ReplyDeleteyeah that's one a them mist trees. i am a loud on the desk an the other tabls jus not on the one tabl. i got up there one nite an lookd arownd, dint see anythin so speshul bout it. hyoomuns, so peecyoolyur. ya gotta love em just az they are.
ReplyDeleteHow is it he is not referred to as "El Toro?"
ReplyDeleteRe: Yesterday's Collar incident--We stand ready to sue the woman for mental cruelty. We can specify that Fish is the preferred method of making payment for compensatory and punitive damages. Vince will be required to scuba dive for the fish, if you wish...
We can also have a permanent injunction against any sort of feline clothing (an abomination against nature)...
i dunno, Es, i apresheate fokes not speekin in tongues. somma us aint widely travelld an doan hav more'n a cupla wrrds in other langages
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Hey Hermano are you now a ...como se dice? MATADOR??? Don't do this lightly; we don't want to be dressing you in mourning como ....como se llama??? El Cordobes. We think that's the name. We can call you El Estorbos. Like you he is very famous and has a huge following for playing with bulls. But cuidado. Muy cuidado. Watch your own back and those horns. x
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