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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Spa day

I weel be bag. I yam resteen' an' cleanseen'...The yoomans storffed me como un Thanksgeebeen' torkey. Teedbeets ob smoghe' Ireesh salmon. Botter. Creme fraiche. Raw beef. Fullcream meelk.

An' chaseen' streeng, chaseen' reebon, chaseen' the Man/Jefe, whom I beet onetime preedy hard.

They try to maghe me dreenk redwine. I deed nard.

I pretended to deesappear before the deenner party. They wore berworried. Their soup gard cold while they sorched. Especially the Jefe. Then they foun' me asleep arn the Wooman's chair onder the Damask leenen table clarth. Then they ade their sopa.

Manana: a story abou' cheeckens.

I need res'.
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8 comments:

  1. BrigitteOctober 28, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    lol... losing a cat in a 66 square feet apartment... not bad!!!

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  2. MarieOctober 28, 2008 at 9:33 PM

    Ahem...that's a 66 square foot terrace, ma'am...

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  3. IkaikaOctober 28, 2008 at 9:57 PM

    The old chair and tablecloth trick, eh? Well done, hermano! And congratulations on the feesh and fullcream meelk.

    Ikaika

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  4. quiltcatOctober 28, 2008 at 10:52 PM

    Hi there Estorbo. Sounds like delicious food! Hope it didn't make you sick. I think your Wooman was celebrating her birthday...something that seems to matter a lot to hoomans. None of us 4 knows when our birthdays were...she made up days for us but then forgets them!
    yer friends,
    quiltcat's cats

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  5. BrigitteOctober 29, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    Oooooooooh ;)

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  6. SmoothmanOctober 29, 2008 at 12:17 PM

    Yeah, the apartment is at least twice that... ;-)

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  7. AnonymousOctober 29, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    Another workoud due, bro?

    And please say thanks to the Cattorneys and Ikaika for their kind thoughts about Sporran. The links do not take us to the blogs.Sporran is mending nicely now.

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  8. EstorboOctober 29, 2008 at 6:49 PM

    Seegreed: I yam a ber' clebber cad.

    Wooman: ged oud ged oud ged oud!!!!!!

    Ikaika: muchacho - heheheheh.

    Queeltcads cads: No, nard seeck. They deedn' geeb me enorf to be seeck. Sigh. Si,the Wooman made a borthday por mi too.

    Seegreed: Whaaaaawooooooooooaheeeeeeeeeeeiaw!

    Whad's your poin'?

    Beence: you cannard forgheen' cound! AN' WHAD HAPPEN' TO MY FORGHEEN' SARDINES???? YOU KNOW HOW LARNG EED TOOGH ME TO SABE MY PARCKET MORNEY TO BUY THEM????

    Yos askeen'.

    I meess you.

    MIT: CATtorneys an' Ikaika made blargnames por carmends I theenk. Ees the for ob Sporran groween' again?

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