Flores.
I doan' ead.
I yam waideen' por my grass. The Wooman planted ryegrass por me four days ago. Arn the roop. I waid, I waid. Dayeen', dayoud.
Also, the Smoothman taghe me to ved las' Tuesday. Whadtheforghe? How coul' he do these to me??? He ees my frien'. WAS my frien'. Always the Wooman taghe me to the ved: Walgh down Henry Streed. Walgh down Berandah Place. Crarss the streed. Trocks, cars, scary. Walgh down Courd Streed. Lefd arn Warren. The Wooman.
Traitor.
I was xrated.
Por my chesd. I doan' know why. They tell me before I go nucuclear feesheen' I mos sen' the order harspeetal my chest, xrated.
Pervorts.
(loogh whad the kaka oinmen' does to my blag ear fors arn the edges!)
Begeeneen' yesserday I ged nard so moch disgosteen kaka oin'men een my ears. Before I go nucuclear feesheen' I mos be Drog Free Zone.
Muchas, muchas gracias to todos the Amigos ob Don Estorbo (thad's me). Because of you (y also my magneeefecen' peenorp calendair whad you buy!), we nearly hab all the money to pay for the feesheen' treep, also the treeple xxx.
Lorcky me.
Forghe.
Do I really hab to go (smallboice)?
Estorbo, I feel a little sad for you. But still, you must go. <3<3
ReplyDeleteIt will all be over soon, Estorbo. Be brave, my friend.
ReplyDeleteI feel for you, mi amigo. Having nursed my old Morgan through 5 years of kidney fail, I also feel for The Wooman, as I know what that roller coaster is like, dayeen, dayoud. But, we do what we gotta do for those we lorve. Hang in there, Marie. I hope the feesheen ees good for Storbo.
ReplyDeleteYes, Estorbo, you have to go. You will be brave. We will count the days. Then there will days of feasting and wine when you return home.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Tino is not currently speaking to me (yes the ved issue) he asked that I pass on many catnip wishes. He does like fish, but prefers catnip. (He is going to hate me more tomorrow with the follow up visit and the appointment to get the teeth cleaned. I will survive.) If your response is the same as Tino's when in a cat carrier, I do not have enough imagination to begin to conceive of the loudness of the meows, yowls, and growls that you must make. I do not believe that you take it quietly. Not Estorbo, hear me roar!
ReplyDeleteDarling Estorbo, you must remain brave and fearless. All of this kaka you are going through at the veds and the tests etc. will make you healthier and stronger. We will have to have a big blog party of the Amigos ob Don Estorbo when this fuss is completed.
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