Thursday, November 12, 2009

Loseen' carntrol

Sormtheen' smells feeshy.

The yoomans are eenterbieween' yoomans. To loogh afthair me. ME! Whyporque am I nard ad the eenterbiew??? Today was eenteriewed Mighe, bod all the yoomans deed was ead borghairs an' cheecken leebers. Sneeff. Deed they eben talghe abou' ME???

I weell nebber know.

I weell seed een thees part an chew grass onteel I yam ready to throw orp arn the carpet. I deman' to be presen' ad the eenterbiew to decide my own fade. I weell taghe carntrol ob my libe. Soch as eed ees. Pelleds.

Dayeen. Dayoud.

10 comments:

  1. Estorbo, I am so jealous. I auditioned to be your cat sitter, but didn't make it through. I live too far away. *sigh* I'll whisper a secret to you. We could watch Meerkat Manor together if I was there. A cat I know really likes it. : )

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  2. Sheet.

    Meerkad Manor. Whad ees thees, please?

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  3. never myne the talkin, did they sav ya enny chicken livers? that wood make up fer a lot.
    fokis, my bruther, stay fokissed.

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  4. Would you consider a life in semi-rural Virginia? We can't actually go out in it anymore, but it looks very interesting, and indoors we have many nests, many perches, a lap, and a bed that we can all share. There's two kind of *itchy female kitties here as well your dos hermanos Louie y Fuzzy...we could have fun playing thundering herd of elephants together (assuming that you would accept us as your companions!).

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  5. So, how did the interviews go, hermano? And more important, did you get any leebers? Next time, demand a seat at the table ... and on the hiring panel!

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  6. Whomever they choose, I hope the humans make sure the sitter will let you dictate your blog to post on the computer. We can't go for two months without hearing from you! That would be cruel and unusual punishment!

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  7. Storbie, Meerkat Manor is a BBC documentary/soap opera about meerkats in the Kalahari. The meerkats are so cute and there's lots of running about. Cats tend to be transfixed by these tiny creatures and their movements. Psst, I think it triggers certain predatory instincts. Know what I mean?

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  8. d o n a t e l l a
    [i gotta go slo wen i'm transcrybing, furgive me] -- i think yoo'd hafta bring yur own tv to shoh storbie the meerkats. seems ta me at sum poynt the Wooman sed sumthin bowt not havin a tv, but i cud be misremmbrring.

    ~^:^~

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  9. halloween, thanks. Maybe Hulu.com has it. I would check ahead of time. Hmmm, maybe I would be a bad influence. I could read to Estorbo instead.

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  10. Mine reeds ta me sumtymez. i like it, speshully the shaykspeer onez.

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