...ees whad I yam.There was some talgh een my carmments 2 poseds ago, abou' my "fichu", my "larkett", my "beeb".
Sheet. Couldn't you hab dorn me a fabour an' kepd your beeg mouths short???
LOOGH WHAD THE WOOMAN HAS DORN TO ME!!!!!
*&%*^^$#
Whyporque??
Todal oberreaction.
I hab small plaze arn my shouldhair, whad I yab been leckeeen'. Leeckeen' leeckeen' leeckeen'.
So whad? Ees my forr.
Bod the Wooman say eed ees open woun' (muy pequeno) and I mos' wear a collar. She feel ber' sorry por me (thees mos' be a Fors') and so she cort a sarft collar oud ob a Damask nabkin. The alternateeb, I yam told, ees plasteec collar or cadsuit.
Sheet.
She has poot Bactroban, ees South Afreecan antibioteec, arn the smallplace (muy pequeno) and thad ees whad I yab been leeckeeen' arf!
She says they weel Obserb me to see eef eed worgh.
Shordly afthair she toogh thees peec I heed the camera. Pleease to remembhair, I broghe the las' camera.Obserb thad, I say.
Doan' forgh weeth me.
When the neighbour's cat scratched my eye I had to wear a plastic vet-collar. Yours looks more comfortable.
ReplyDeleteBioladed ... again! Dude, I am so sorry! I hope the SA antibiotic works fast so you don't have to wear the damask collar anymore. I would be kicking and doing summersaults trying to get the thing off me. Your Wooman is lucky you are so mellow!
ReplyDeleteI love your blog, Don Estorbo. I just love it.
ReplyDeleteParhaps if you changed the spelling...dumb-ass collar?
ReplyDeleteMost cats that we know who overgroom do so because something is bothering them...you might want to lay a guilt trip on your yoomans and see if you can winkle some more attention and special food out of them.
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