Arn Satorday the Wooman found thees sore place arn my lefd arm, between wreest an' elbow.
Arn Mornday morneen' she saw me leeckeen' my righd arm, and she foun' essactly the same sore place between the wreest an' the elbow.
Two woun's, ditto, ditto.
She put arn deeseenfeghdand.
I'm telleen, you: sormbardy try' to nail me orp.
The horror, the horror...