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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Sheet

Eed was my borthday.

The Wooman looghed ad the ole' blarg pose' frarm 2008 and' say, Estorbo?

Jes?

Your borthday was arn the feefth. 5. Cinco. Coun' your feengers an' claws arn worn paw: FIBE.

You're keeddeen', I say.

No, she say.

Sheet, I say.

I though eed was the ninth. 9. Nueve. Two paws minus worn toe.

Apparantly nard, she say.

So...do I steel ged presends? I as'...

Jes, she say. Bod tomorrow.

OK.

OK.

18 comments:

  1. Happy belated Birthday. We'll get excited when we see the loot...we bet it's catnip and a new shirt!

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  2. Soon you will be my age, Estorbo.... 56. Can you believe it!

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  3. Mine's burthday is awgusst too but she never says the date [but she wil say the year] -- she says it's becawze she hatez a fuss. i think it's bcuz she likes to celebrate fur the hole month, seeing as how there innit any other holidaze in awgusst. cept yur burthday, amigo. feliz an manee moor..

    yur frend on the maneland,
    ~^:^~

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  4. Doan worry, Estorbo, you weel steel be geeben Borthday weeshes from your many amigos y amigas y followers, manana an' all the res' of Agosto. Por esample, we know our cat Zizi (of Hurreecane Surbibor fame) was born about dos semanas before Kat-rina, pero we doan know exactly. So todos de Agusto is her borthday month, jus' like you!

    Lookeen forward to seein' photos of the Borthday Bash, an' maybe a new camisa? Or por your sake, some sardeens or mangos, the forbeeden fruit?

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  5. Sheet, indeed, hermano! We made The Secretary hurry and post our birthday post for you. Now we find it is days late. Tutai!
    But we hope you have fun

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  6. This will have to be an early happy birthday, Estorbo, by my time but not by yours. Tomorrow is going to be one big bust for me. I'm going to be wrangling with computer security until I'm cross-eyed I'm sure. So I have to post now. But you have a great big birthday bash and lots of goodies, and thanks for the smiles and outright laughs you give.

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  7. Well happy belated birthday, hermano! I hope the Wooman gets you many presents. August is the month for birthdays, I guess. The human's birthday was Aug. 3 and Mr. Obama's birthday was Aug. 4. And your birthday was on the 5th. The human has other friends and family also born in August. And Halloween's human, too. Coincidence?! Lots of Leos out there!

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  8. I hope you get some sardines again. Don't let the Wooman pass of kitty litter as a birthday present again, though. And hold the Mango, for your itchies.

    Happy Birthday for both the 5th and the 9th. You will be Elebben, righ' ?

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  9. Happy late BIRTHDAY, Estorbo! Best wishes from Richmond, VA. You and Mr. Obama are the BEST!

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  10. Happy Belated Birthday for the 5th of August Estorbo and another Happy Birthday wish for today because it was on my calendar and well, because you are such an adorable shirted(or not)"beeg, blag, Dominican cad".

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  11. Storbito! Feliz CumpleaƱos!I celebrate on August 12th. Happy Birthday to another Leo!

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  12. Happy Birthday Don Estorbo, and many more! Is the Wooman still there?

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  13. Belated Happy Borthday to a big blag cad.....

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  14. Estorbo, we were not paying attention this year - maybe because of the many kitties who went to heaven recently? But your broder Trebor and I are sending you many many happy returns and lots of love and we hope that you will receive fabulous presents from Da Wooman and Beence and your many fans. XXXXX!! Jane

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  15. Happy happy birthday, Don Estorbo, so young!

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  16. It's your birthday every day of the year, 'Storbie. Relative to the amount of begging that is tolerated from you on any given day...

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  17. Feliz cumpleanos, Estorbo! You and your blog have brought the world so much joy. : )

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  18. OK, OK...don't keep us in suspense. Tell us what you got!

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