blank'/> The Libe ob Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana: The informant

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The informant

Estawbo boy this is me Spook yes its Spook yes its me Spook Spook Spook I am Spook and I see everything They think I dont because Im old 108 cat years but some humans cant count no they cant count because I am 18 in their years but 108 is what I am because I am Spook yes Spook and Buli was right about how old I am and who is Buli she is a girl yes a clever one who can count cat years but...

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Oh yes Estawbo boy I have information for you yes yes yes because Im Spook and I see things and I saw the DOGS Estawbo they went into depression why because your Wooman boy your Wooman and the smoothman left and the dogs lay down and didnt lift their heads Estawbo boy no they didnt why because those dogs boy they were taken on walks every day sometimes twice and they squeaked squeaky balls till my ears hurt oh boy this is Spook with white ears who hates squeak because they sounded like Minkey who used to terrify me under the bed with her stomping Abyssinian cat claws but Minkey is dead yes thank goodness for Spook who is relaxed now but not as relaxed as when she slept in the Woomans hair when she was a kitten yes Spook white kitten in the Womans red hair on the pillow in the mawning was a happy cat she is me Spook yes and the best and then Minkey the tiger came and the shadow came and I was angry till Minkey died and for two years after in case she came back yes they loved Minkey not now they must love me like my Pa he loves me...but

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At night under the dinner table outside Estawbo boy the girl and boydog Maggie and Ted slept on the feet of the Woman and the smoothman and in the morning yes yes were at the bedroom door waiting for it to open every morning and laughing laughing if those humans even took one look at them this is Spook telling because I saw it I saw because I am Spook yes

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And I am a fedondemand cat because I am old very old 108 years I am and beautiful with white fur because I drink milk yes white stuff to keep me white and I have almond-shaped eyes says my Pa who loves me yes and the Woman fed me every time she saw me on the kitchen table which was often yes Spook because I am thin and like to eat small dishes very often yes this is me me me Spook who has nightmares and starts to scream YOWYOWYOW while I am sleeping and dreaming about Minkey the Tiger who terrified my days and nights and who is not dead in my dreams no this is Spook who lives long long

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The dogs the dogs the dogs Estawbo boy they LOVED the Woman and the smoothman who went walking on the mountain and on the beaches and the wet and dry places that dogs like and they came back with sand and mud and thirsty even though the humans took water for the dogs dumb dogs who dont use litter trays like me because I'm Spook yes Spook the white cat and the dogs poohed on the beaches and the mountain and in the greenbelt and had to be scooped Estawbo the Woman scooped the poo oh boy dogs not cats not cats every day in and out loving the dogs is my witness

23 comments:

  1. Estorbo, shall we add Spook as an additional defendant on your lawsuit, and add a few counts of Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress to the list of charges?

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  2. Does sormbardy know a goo' psychiatreest?

    Neko, Marzipan: add the whide cad.

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  3. Wow! That effort by Spook makes Molly Bloom look like a piker! But even still, the whide cad can only help your case... depose him as soon as possible. Are the Catorneys up for a trip to Cape Town?

    P.S. Is the psychiatreest for you or for Spook? Not that it's any of my business ...

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  4. Ikaika I am a she a she a she she she yes and the doctor is for me Spook yes me

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  5. As for Spook, I think she has a little dementia in there. She might not do well on the stand --gets a bit carried away...but then she is 108 years old.

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  6. poor Spook...i don't think she would stand up very well to cross examination, being an elderly cat lady with nightmares. poor little thing

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  7. I apologize for the error, Miss Spook. And I am surprised by the agist comments!!! You may be 108 in cat years, but you saw what you saw, yes? Yes!

    Good luck with the doctor ...

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  8. Thanks for posting Spook's letter, 'Storbie! She's such a cuty, isn't she? But what nightmares she has, I've never seen that...

    Any way, you and her would make a nice couple, black and white, salt and pepper, thin and.... Oh never mind.

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  9. Bummer, I meant to post the previous under my new nickname...

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  10. god help me, i think i'm in love. i'v always had a soft hart for the eery ones.

    ~^:^~

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  11. You are too funny, Don Estorbo! So glad to have found your blog!

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  12. an i gess i owe ya an apologee, bro. thrr's tawk on the wooman's blog of hitting the rode agen.

    if yurr startin a legull defnce fund, i ken kick in a cuppla sammins.

    ~^:^~

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  13. Hey! Hermano, it's kind that you allowed the Spook lady to tell her side of things.
    You are a "good" cat so maybe you can settle out of court and not give poor Spook more nightmares.
    (Sounds like Smoothman is on her team)

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  14. kehdi is about to contribute

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  15. Hello, lovely Miss Kehdi ...

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  16. http://moreidlethoughts.wordpress.com/March 8, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    Have you seen the SA Blog Awards nominations? ;-)

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  17. this is me kehdi thuh bleckfootedefricancet i did not go to skool so i dont spel wel i do not rite 2 wel i cud say a lot of things about thet spook with the is like nuts but even tho i am unskuuuled i am a little lady a little sick lady with a bed hart asma and stupid kiddnees and i will not bee an informuh sumthing i wil say is that i have 1i thet weks so i dont c too wel and sumtimees i wokwakwork problem with thet but ennyhow i bump into things like a bigbleckdog or mi bruther kammie or sum legs and sumtimes i bump into thet whyte cet and she spits and hits me and i dont no wat i hav dun so is thet fare queschin mark but i am the best purrer in this house

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  18. Kehdi hanam! You foun' oud how to worghe the compudehair! Ees the keyboar' braille??? You are so clebbhair. Also, Ikaika ees een lorb weeth you.

    So Spook ees loco? Ees OK, we sen' darctor to hor.

    We sen' you whide steeck so you doan' bomp eento nada, OK? OK!

    Keess and leeck.

    Pee Ess. I yam een receipt ob peectures your brorder Khamel sen' to me. Ob dargs.

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  19. Lovely Miss Kehdi, I am so happy to see you are writing again! I am sorry you are feeling poorly. I wish there was something I could do to help you feel better, but I can send you gentle purrs and headbonks, it that works for you.

    Yours,

    Ikaika

    P.S. Did I tell you that you look like my housemate, Tabbygail? She is getting old, too, and she has hypothyroidism and heart problems. But she is not a small bleckfootedefrican cat; she is a small brown tabby.

    P.P.S. I hope Spook stops spitting and hitting at you. It sounds like she has many "issues."

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  20. I meant to say Tabbygail has hyper-not hypo-thyroidism. I am not a v.e.t., just a tabby boy, and I get confused sometimes.

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  21. By the way, 'Storbie, if you can run for the Best SA Blog because you are South African owned, so can I. ;-)

    But I'll vote for you, hermano!

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  22. Hermano, nobardy owns me! Are you keedeen??? You are soggesteen' the Wooman OWNS me? Pleease. She needs me. An' whad you doan' know ees who was my morder's oncle arn hor farder's side who came een through the weendow an'...Led's yos say that my roots are Afreecan.

    I yam blag, you know

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