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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Happee Borthday, Hermano!


No, doan' theenk thad I, Don Estorbo de la Bodega Dominicana am jealous...No! Now I know you hab a strange leedle habeet. A troncated canine addeection.

We have peells for thad.

These was the photo Spook sen' me yesserday. I was goeen' to taghe streect aghsion, lighe sendeen' you some Chloroxbleach, bod then the Wooman tole' me eed was your borthday.

So yos reense well, OK? OK!


  1. OMG, Estorbo, you let this man kiss your Wooman after he's been kissing d.a.r.g.s?? (Happy birthday, Vince!)

  2. I officially protest. This was all photoshoped. I wasn't even there. The d.a.r.g. is in fact looking up waiting for a bone. ;-)

  3. Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday Mr. Bee-eee-ence,
    Happy Birthday to you!!!!

  4. Oh yeah, I missed that small detail. Well thank you. :-)

  5. that is some terrific Photoshopping -- and I know my Photoshopping.

    Many happy-happy-happy returns, smoothman. (May we call you smoothman?)

    melanie & ~^:^~

  6. Whew!!! Good thing it's his birthday!! I mean...kissing a dog???
    Yup,gotta rinse that off,heehee
    Purrs Mickey
    PeeEss: you have cool friends :) Spook is kinda cute and 108 too :o
    so are Kehdi and Khamel

  7. HEY!

    I protest!!! It's real. I took the picture. Cross my heart and hope to live.

    But there is an optical illusion, she says, hastening to her doglicked husband's defence: I did after all, have to kiss him again, and there is no WAY I would kiss a doglicked face.

    Maggie's nose is actually behind Vince's face. No contact. It just looks like a good smooch.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    Happy Birthday, er...Frenchie :-)

  8. I don't know how Spook got her paws on that pic.

  9. Meeckey, hola!

    Halloween, whaddup, yo?

    Wooman??? Thad peecture ees mine. You prtest too moch.

    An' leab my blarg ad once!

  10. hey bro
    wuz at the v. e. t. today. he made me pee inna cup. and i meen he made me. so unndignifyde. doan tell ennybudy.

    es's wooman -- spook haz powrrs. ennybudy ken tell that jus frum lookin at her.

  11. Halloween, Hermano: My Gard, the ved. RU OK? I mean, apar' frarm the know whad.

    Man. Before I was dreenkeen' the aqua weeth the pelleds, I had to go to the ved ebery year por cystitees, an' he/she woul' steeck sormtheen' een me for the pee. Worn ladyved was angree an' said to the Wooman: he reseested me. Thees was when the Wooman ask' why was I screameen'...

    The Wooman neearly heet the ceileen'. I deedn' go bag.

    The Wooman puts wader weeth my peelleds. I dreenk the wader then I ead. Ees como barbeen' para apples. No more ved.

    The Wooman says Si, Spook ees a beet deefferent.

  12. Photoshop? Double exposure? Too late now;no one's going to believe you!
    But have a happy birthday.

  13. Happy birthday Hermano. Even so I'm not sure a doggy kiss is what I would want but she is looking at you with adoration! I have an adorable photo of my man of the house nose to nose with Bailey the snow shoe -- and he pretends he doesn't care for an animal in the house. Too late! He's here to stay.

  14. yeh im ok, at leest i think i am. Mine seems ta hav nother opinyun.
    the v. e. t.s a nice guy, akshully, he reelly likes us cats en he taks cayr a us wile he's takin cayr a us -- ya noe wut i meen? mosly i doan like ridin in tha 'car' evrthin wooshes aroun too fast.