OK, ees a larng story. Was sleepeen' the Smoothman an' me worn nigh' y we both waghe orp soddenly because we heear a cad cryeen'. Ees cole' weenter nighd. Brrrr. Miaow miaow miaow allnighd. The Smoothman fine' his earplogs. I pud my paws ober my ears.
Neghs morneen' orly he go oud to loogh por cryeencad. He go orp arn the roop y he loogh down ad neghs door terrace. He see the ladygrey cad, she ees lookeen' ad the close' door ob hor apar'men' y miaowing, narnstarp... Dios mio. Then he sees hor brorder, the ornagecad, onder chair.
The Smoothman call the neighbour. She no answer. He go to hor house. Nada. He taghe my food (!!!) y agua an' he lowers eed arnto the terrace ob the cads een two bowls. The two cads ead. He leabes angry message por neighbour. Lader she call bag. Oh, thank you so moch por lookeen' after the kitties. I had to go oud berber' rosh y they wor ou'side y blablabla.
Talgh to the paw, lady.
She larck hor cads oud all weenter nighd.
To say gracias por the food y the concern, the order day I ged presen' frarm the roop. Eed ees lower arnto my terrace weeth streeng. Eed ees rabbeed storffed weeth cadneep. I lighe heem. I doan' lighe the neighbourwoman no mas bod I lighe the rabbeed.
I yam lorcky to be sleepeen' eenside. Weeth my rabbeed. Nard arn the forgheen' roop een the forgheen' weenter.
[Peectures: The Smoothman. Ob course.]
Forgheen A. righd, Estorbo.
ReplyDeleteWhat Bonbon said.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not nice to leave the cats outside in the winter! Smoothman is nice to feed them. But he is a big man too and maybe he should go and lock her out instead. Your new friend, Estorbo is sweet and cuddly.
ReplyDeletestrait up, storbie
ReplyDeleterabbit is a good friend
This makes me so angry - why do people have animals if they can't care for them properly? No amount of rushing to go out excuses the lack of a hasty message pushed through a kind neighbour's letterbox.
ReplyDeleteDoes that woman deserve to have cats? No! And that last photo is a KILLER!
ReplyDeleteYou look so happy snuggled up to your bunny rabbit. But that neighbor woman has questionable parenting skills.
ReplyDeleteDitto Bonbon :)
ReplyDeleteStorbito, you look so cosy with your new friend all snuggled up. Your Papa is very special. I am so touched that he fed the cold and hungry kitties. And I'm happy that he took the neighbor women to task. Does she read your blog? I am giving her a hard look right now.
ReplyDeleteThose poor cold and hungry cads. How does someone rush around so much and forget their animals? Unforgivable, even if she did give you a wonderful new gift.
ReplyDeleteOh the Smoothman captures you so well. You look very very happy and snuggled in with your new friend. You are a lucky cad for sure.
Can we call this neighbor a liar? Rushing out in the morning explains why they were still outside, but if you heard them crying all night, why didn't she get out of bed and let them in? I'm just saying ...
ReplyDeleteI love the Smoothman for being so good to those kitties. Perhaps the lady has learned her lesson and won't lock her kitties out in the cold again. It was berber nice of her to get that fabulous rabbit for you.
ReplyDeleteFrom living with cats I know that warmth comes just about top of the list of their needs and locking them out in the winter would make me phone what we call in Scotland "the cruelty" - ie the animal rescue. Not easy when it's a neighbour, but the cats come first.
ReplyDeleteFrom the Wooman: Vince did say that the ladycat's fur, when he felt it, was not cold, it felt warm, so they were at least on a protected terrace. And, as he points out, feral cats have to deal with this all the time. That said, I remain deeply unimpressed.
ReplyDeleteDios mio, indeed! Priorities, people! Pet welfare comes first, even when the humans are in a rush. It was good of you to share your dayeen, dayoud pelleds with the cold, starving neighbor cads, hemano. They aren't starving no mas and you got a cadnip bunny ... I'd say that's a good outcome.
ReplyDeletenice fren' you haf there--cozy, like.
ReplyDeletesmoothman is a stand-up guy. we applauds him, an' hopes those kitties pooped on her pillow that night!
Neighbour wooman ees a dinghbad! Steel, is nize por to ged ju the bonny, an' weeth cadneep orlso. I theen' ees fordtunade thad the Smoothman ees a standorp guy, bod ees too bad ju has a tweed por neighbour.
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