I yam a cad arn fire. The Wooman ees bag an' she breeng por me a new blanket frarm Afreeca call' keekoi, whad corbers the whole bed. She ees lorneen' my new routine an' feedeen' methords, y I yab rewarded hor by makeen' worn orpchorck, early thees morneen'. Then I went y made yompa arn the roop. She say' she weell plant the grasses por me today. She say my skeen ees dry so she boughd me fullfad yogur', bod I yam sospicious of yogur' now...
I allow hor to taghe thees worn peecture. She was berber' depress' after I fire hor as official pawtraid artees'. So to keep hor self esteem OK I weell led hor maghe occasional peecture. So high maintenance...
Een the meantime, I yam famous! I appear een the Martha Stewart Leebeen' magazine ob March, bod they deed nard wride my NAME! Whad the forghe???? Please wride the ledhair to carmplain. The yoomans would be northeen' weethoud me...
Estorbo, I'm glad to hear that your woman is back. And Martha Stewart Living! Congratulations! Maybe they thought you were so famous they didn't have to put your name in. I will check it out.
ReplyDeleteHigh maintenance, indeed. There is certainly someone in your household who requires it!
ReplyDeleteOnly one upchuck? Very restrained of you.
ReplyDeleteAh, not just me dealing with orpchorck this morning :/ Lemon Cat, though healing well should still be resting, decided to zoom around after b'fast practising his pouncing. Tut. Hence the orpchorck.
ReplyDeleteThings appear to be coming back to "normal" at su casa.
ReplyDeleteThe yoomans would be northeen' weethoud me... So true.
ReplyDeleteEstorbo, I told Tino that you were concerned about the woman returning. He told me that you are right to let her return. For if one human is not hearing you, there is always the other to pick up the slack. Oh and he tells me that he prefers catnip over grass for the orpchorck.
ReplyDeleteI picked up a copy of Martha Stewart just to find your picture. You looked great!
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