I yam oud een the cole'. I need the Wooman to help me weeth merchandiseen' an she say she weell, bod only eef I coogh hor deenhair.
Whad the forgue???
I doan' know how to coogh!
Why I need hor? Because I cannard use Phodosharp an' I theenk I need these eef I yam goeen' to maghe a forgheen' calendar or morgs por sale. The Woomans say morgs ees a good idea. She no use morgs She use corps. Bod whadebber.
So whad can I coogh? I can reach the gas bod I doan' know whad to do when I ged there. Fry pelleds?
Sheet.
Soon I weell pose' sorm peecture por chooseen' whad to pud arn a morg. Or corp. You mos bode por wheech worn you lighe.
lollollollol,,, Hey, there are free Photshop tutorials on line, or if you are not a cheap cat there are some you can pay for.
ReplyDeleteDI
This is berber exciting! I ordered the mug from The 7MSN Ranch and it's a good one, so i'm guessing that Cafe Press is a good source.
ReplyDeleteJu maghe me laugh orn a col' gray depresseen' day ...thangh ju my fren'. I carnod worgh thees Photosharp so goo' eethair, maybe eef ju are estra nize to the Wooman? Ju coul' share jur feesh...oh waid.. thad woul' nard worgh. Maybe yos' porr an' gib sorm snorgles? I theen' she woul' lighe thees.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have some protein living on the roof? You might throw some cockroaches in a pan and she will NEVER ask you again!!!! Just make sure you get the Photoshop tutorial first, then the cooking. The exchange will work better that way. I like a mug as I think cups are too fussy for our little ranch.
ReplyDeleteThat's a very artistic photo of you. Go for the mugs. The shape is good for pictures and words. I think the other day somebody suggested the mug say "Whad the forgue!" on it and I think that is a great idea.
ReplyDeleteEven my South African human uses a mug. You can fit more tea in one. If it gets cold, stick it in the microwave. So, be sure the mugs can go in the microwave.
Maybe you could cook the Woman some sardines. Then you could enjoy them too.
I can't wait Storbie! I am ready to look at pictures and vote.
ReplyDeleteNo need to cook - it's all in the presentation. Pellets, cockroaches, artfully arranged - that should do it!
ReplyDeleteRachel is right. And do you need reminding that you and I made some damn'fine salads, didn't we?
ReplyDeleteMug with "wad the forghe!"
The human is sitting here even now as we speak, hermano, staring at her old mug with the Van Gogh "Sunflowers" on it and thinking how cool it would be to drink chai or hot rooibos tea from a mug with your guapo face on it. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteDon Estorbo, you should do what I do when my lady wants me to fix her dinner. I jus' cough up some of mine for her.
ReplyDeleteEmma the Calico Queen
MUG!!!!
ReplyDeleteWith "what the forghe!" like Dinah says.
Did I mention that I really want an Estorbo mug? And it should say "Estorbo" because some mornings are like obstacles.
And it should be a real big mug.
Yes, an extra big mug, like the beeg, blag, Dominican cad. With something in Estorbo-speak.
ReplyDeleteI think you deserver the Oscar for best performance in a major drama! THAT has to be worth the price of a teeeket to Orstrailia
ReplyDeleteEstorbo, the picture that Vince took of you in your "igloo" in December would make a wonderful picture on a mug!
ReplyDeletePlease ask Marie to put the link to your blog back on her blog - please, please!
I want a Storby calendar !!
ReplyDelete(it is storby isn't it ??)
LOVE, love this image -
you are such a star D. Estorbo
xoxo les Chats de Rue LaNoir
Oliver, Virgil and BleetNess
SI! A beeg morg weeth Don Estobo orn eet! Maybe worn that say 'Sheet!' for Mornday mourneen's?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you cook a nice bit of tuna?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can make STEW! You just scoop some pellets into the water bowl, let it sit for a while, and voila! Stew!
ReplyDeleteMan, your accent is getting thicker...
ReplyDeleteWe agree with Simba. A mug is better than a cup. But it's got to have YOU on it!
ReplyDeletemiss zipper's stupid new brother, pounce de león, has a new idear for a CSA barx : packing peanuts. after providing hours of fun, they can be eaten.
ReplyDeletemoney in the bank!