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Oh Estorbo, this makes me a little sad. I was wondering how the adjustment period was going for you, having your humans back after such a long time away. I think it cannot be easy, especially if you've had such a wonderful sitter giving you feesh. Even though you are very worldly, I imagine you don't understand this business of going to South Africa for such a long long time. You can Google Australia to find it, but I think the flight would be very tiring and not such good food for you.
Ah, the Wooman and the Smoothman mos' ondhairstan' ju are displeese weeth them... I see jur plan amigo, they weel be obaircom weeth geeldh eef they theen' the Orstralian has treeded ju bedhair than they. Ju may ged many treeds and pelleds and FEESH oud ob thees eef ju play jur cards righd. Steel, I know they mees ju and are happy to be home, so maybe yos' geeb them a cromb or two.
Way to lay on the guilt, big boy!
Oh, it's Punishment Time for the humans who went away. I see..... Perhaps they don't know about the fish....
Storbie, have you and my cats been swapping secret emails? When I returned, Geiger hid from me and Sporran said my bag smelled "like kaka."You know your people love you so be nice to them. Oh yes - you must stop this 4 am nonsense. Right now! OK?
Orstrailia ees de lan'down orndhair - no torns neededgo reepreepreep jour feesh and think op fonny thens to say to us
So glad you are back, hermano! I couldn't welcome you back sooner because our house was out of power for 34 hours due to wind, rain and snow. Heck, the power goes out even when the weather is fine.So, I like your plan to guilt trip the humans ... could certainly lead to treats! And I only wish I lived in your delivery area so I could order CSA boxes from you! I don't raise carckroaches ... just crickets, praying mantis, frogs and lizards ... so the variety would be nice! Good luck on your venture.
Just follow Nemo's dad. Oh wait.... cats do not swim. Ignore my advice.
LOL, your blog hostess, that should work. 'Storbie, ask for P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.But stay AWAY from the drop off.