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Friday, February 18, 2011

Hola Hola Hola!


I yam bag!!!

Madre di dios, bod the yoomans are pull ob drama.

Yesserday dinahmow lefd to fly bag down ondhair an' I was ber' sad. She gabe me feesh. Sardines een oil. Yom. Also she gabe me peecture of a feesh. Thees I can reepreepreep to waghe orp the yoomans ad 4am, yes? NO! Shoud the Wooman.


Same ole' same ole'.

Styoopeed yoomans lose a bag ad the aeroporto J. Effe Que. Rosh aroun' como cheeckens weethoud heads. Almose' lose thees carmpudehair so I can blarg no mas. Eediots. Portunadely the ordhair yoomans ad the aeroporto hab brains an' sabe their bacon.


Now thad the Wooman and the Smoothman are bag I weell onbeil my gran' plan por the Roop:

I yam goeen' to raise organeec caddle. Hab I tole' you abou' my caddle? I hord them een the sommhair time. I rosh arn the roop an' shoud, Git, git, git arn leedle dargies, an' they ron, ron!

The Wooman says Eeeeeeeeeee, you harreeble cad, thad ees a carckoach, when I breeng hor worn ob my caddle frarm the roop to show hor how nice an' fad they are...Bod those were wile', free range. Now I wan' pasture-raise', super local caddle...

Anyworn eenterest' een CSA barx of caddle? I geeb you goo' price. Righ' now they are theen, bod I yam goeen' to fadden them orp.

Led me know.
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17 comments:

  1. DonatellaFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Yay! You're back! Oh how I've missed you! Patience with the humans..I imagine they are very jet lagged.

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  2. Anne BoleynFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Lord have mercy, and agradezca a dios! How wonderful it is to have you back in touch, Estorbo, although the free range cattle thing may need some more thought. We could follow the humans on their trip and I must say they did a great job of rising above the agony that they must have been suffering from being away from you and being in that dreadful looking environment where everything, including the food, just looked miserable.
    You look marvelous!

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  3. rachelFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    Love the idea of your cattle farm.... such a pity the livestock import licence to the UK would cost too much to make it worth our while to order some from you. I wish you well with your new enterprise; it might take your mind off pellets.....

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  4. TFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    WELCOME BACK! We have missed you greatly!!! Maybe the woman is a vegetarian?

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  5. Angel SimbaFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    I think you are going to miss the Australian. Maybe you should emigrate.

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  6. Karen L RFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Yippee! You are back! So good to see you here. Henry's ears perked up when he heard about your CSA idea. Keep us posted on your progress.

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  7. Ellen ZachosFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Oh you handsome devil, I have missed you! Don't tell Sisko.

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  8. webbFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    Hola! to you. It's so nice to know that the Australian was good to you - fish in oil indeed. Let me know when you are ready to market shares in your roof farm - depending on the cost to ship to Virginia, it could be something I want.

    You look marvelous, darlin'.

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  9. flwrjaneFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    In Bolivia we call them cabaza de pollos.


    Jajaja

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  10. TerriFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    thank hebbens ju are baghe - we mees ju. libe maghe sense again.

    ahhhhh

    led de blarging corntinue

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  11. Katnip LoungeFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Hurrah! Your Humans are home. We have followed her adventures with interest, but she's not YOU, Estorbo.

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  12. ChrisJFebruary 19, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    Yea, Estorbo! I wondered what was missing these past few weeks. Of course, it was YOU. As for your generous offer of 'caddle' I'd rather have furry things if you don't mind -- even if they squeak!

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  13. the veg artistFebruary 19, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    You have been missed from all over the world - in my case, from Wales. Welcome back.

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  14. chamomillaFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    Dear Don Estorbo, I only understand your cat language when I read it out loud (styoopeed yooman) but when I do, tears of laughter run down my face. Thank you for the amusing update on your life and farming projects!

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  15. PetroFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Hello Handsome,
    It's gooooooooood to see you again.

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  16. ValFebruary 19, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Estorbo! Ees so goo' to hear frarm yu. I yam glad to see thad Dinah was so nize to ju. Now ees the tingh for ayosmen' and retraineen' ob jur hoomans.

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  17. UnknownFebruary 25, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    So glad you are back! I love the cattle idea and will have to let my cats in on that since here in Florida there is lots of cattle!

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