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Friday, September 26, 2008

My Porr

Beence recorded my porreen' arn Skype, doan' as me how, an' we loaded eed arnto my blarg, een the sidebar. Your computer mighd as' you eef you wan' to download ActiveX sarftware to play ead, an' eed's OK to say Yes! Eed ees queeck.

Eed ees steell espereemen' an' I was nard poree' berbery loudly.

17 comments:

  1. It works! We can hear your purring which is like music to our ears. Pero Hermano are you on 60 a day? We think not because you hate the smell of smoke - maybe Beence can fire up his techno-knowhow and fade out the heavy breathing? xxx

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  2. LOL, ouch that hurts my feelings because I had already fired up my techno-knowhow to produce this amazing piece of animal voice recording, which - in case you hadn't noticed - is probably the first official successful use of Skype for PoIP. (You know, VoIP is what Skype uses, it stands for Voice over Internet Protocol...)

    Yeah, it could be improved. We need to change the microphone's position. But you're right, maybe I could filter that frequency out. Or ask 'Storbie to hold his breath while he purrs...

    Don Estorbo, could you do that? ;-)

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  3. Oh boy, well, oh cat, I just saw the "abuse the cat" widget. And it even purrs too!

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  4. I Know! I had no idea that cat widget purred! Total coincidence.

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  5. Beence! Take absolutely no notice of those luddite felines. I think it is amazing and just what my blog wants. So can I hire you and your BRILLIANT techno-knowhow to record my bark for my blog? Name your fee in gravy bones. The sky is the limit! The Minder has purchased a new supply.

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  6. Ay, I can see the lawsuit lurking. I'm afraid I promised Don Estorbo exclusive rights to the idea. There's always bribes, of course... ;-)

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  7. Estorbo,

    I would love to listen to your porr, but I only see a blank box on the sidebar ... Is my computer defective???


    Ikaika

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  8. I could hear you purring, Estorbo but you need to turn up your motor, or are you hiding from that racoon? I had to turn up my sound a lot!.

    P.S. Thanks for your good wishes. My leg is beginning to heal and the redness go away -- but UGH! my stomach!!! Bailey's tail is fine. A Snow Shoe originates from a Siamese and an American Shorthair. They are mostly greyish brown, must have four white feet, (boots on the hind legs) and sometimes have a white triangle on the face and... most definitely, blue eyes.

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  9. Darg weeth blarg: eef you ged bomes I ged feesh.

    Ikaika - you maybe hab a parp-orp blarker ad the tarp on your screen sayeen do you wan' to ron screepts - or sormtheen' lighe thad. You cleeck eed to say yes. Your carmpudhair ees yos proteghteen' you frarm raccoon birus.

    ChreesJ: sigh - ees yos espereemend: poor Beence, he tried so hard I was porreen' to CANADA!

    Also, One ob my CATtorneys ees a snowshoe. Weeth boods, I guess. I theenk. I bedder chegh.

    Beence: ees OK, my pobleec ees feeckle.

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  10. Man, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. That's not a purr. That's frantic! That's "I'm so happy I'm about to burst"!
    That's "Take me now". That's "I'm high as a kite and don't even take drugs". That's shameless. That's hilarious.

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  11. Oh yeah and Beence, can you do my son snoring? Ok, just kidding...

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  12. Success!! But we had to use Firefox instead of IE. It sounds like you porr with your mouth slightly open, just like I do. Stella, one of the lady cats who lives with me, heard you porring and came over to the computer monitor and started rubbing her face on it. She has never done this before! Hmmmm...

    Ikaika

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  13. Ees true, I do porr weeth my mouth open a beet: my jaw was broghen a larng time ago an' eed was wired short por 6 weeks (before the Wooman knew me)- now I yab squeeefy teeth an' smallopen mouth when I porr.

    You shoul' be detecteeb...

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  14. Ouch ... a broken jaw! Life must have been rough at the Bodega. Good thing you and the Wooman found each other.

    By the way, how are your memoirs coming along?

    Ikaika

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  15. Estimado Don Estorbo:

    Indeed, Associate Neko is a Snowshoe Siamese...With the voice to match. She does the oral arguments, while Associate Marzipan does the written arguments.

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  16. it's very subtle, hermano -- Mine's computrr showd a little box with ex int and she clicked yes for the activ ex like ya sed ta do. then little red ex went away but nothin else happend.

    much perplexity up here on the main land.

    ~^:^~

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  17. this is awesome! prs

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