The WOOMAN'S carmpudhair ees nard carneghdeen' to the Eenterned becauseTime Warner ees makeen' kaka weeth the cable.
Arn Satorday a MAN weell carm to feex eed. I weel hide behine' the fileen' cabineds.
And then...
I. Weell. Be. Bag.
Pee Ess. I was glad ot see hor. I porred como un locomoteeb. An' I slepd arn top ob hor.
good for you, esteemed Don. That'll teach her to go away for so long.
ReplyDeleteI hope she remembered your leest.
Hiding behind the filling cabinet is indeed the safest course of action against the cable guy. May I also suggest burying yourself in your litter tray or going to hang out with the cicadas for a while?
ReplyDelete"An' I slepd arn top ob hor."
ReplyDeleteDid she survive????????
MC - forgheddaboudeed. My leest?: sneeff.
ReplyDeleteBeence: een my leeder tray? You are deesgosteen' an' bad weeth hygiene. Eef thad ees whad you do when your cable guy beeseeds I woul' respeghdfully (yeah, right) as' thad you wipe your feed before you corm bag een thees house, OK? OK...
Seegreed: Como?
Whad do you mean. Essactly. No speaka Eengleesh so goo'...Essplain. Carefully.
Oh, 'storbo! She forgot your leest???
ReplyDeleteThis is not good.And she was in a city of fabulous food, too!
Still, she does love you.
MIT - No I did not forget the cat's list. I explained to him that you cannot order presents. Presents do not come from a list. They come from the heart.
ReplyDeleteHe said, Que?
marie..."Que???" is often what I hear from these rascals. And "pourquois pas?"
ReplyDeleteIt's good to have him back on-line.